Cataracts

Tom from BATIM on low quality and low resolution.

"Man,Tom gives off big cataracts vibes right now."

by TobitoUchiha November 24, 2022

Cataracts

A back disorder caused by carrying objects that are to heavy. Only used by confused freshmen.

Girl on sidewalk: "I'm gonna get cataracts in my back cuz my backpack is so heavy today!" Overheard@NDSU

by Twentysix April 10, 2012

Cataracts

Tom from BATIM with low resolution and low quality

"Man Tom's face is giving me cataracts!"

by uhhhhhhhh.... November 28, 2022

cataracts of venus

Upon completion of male orgasm, the penis is left inside the vagina until it becomes limp. At this time, the male urinates inside the vagina with triumphant force.

I can't believe my boyfriend urinated inside my pussy last night. The fucker said he always wanted to give me the cataracts of venus. What the fuck!

by frankscoff June 2, 2010

Romantic Cataracts

When a person is too stubborn/stupid to understand that someone is making the most obvious moves on them.

Term usually applies for someone who has this happen to them on a regular basis.

One particular scenario of Romantic Cataracts: Girl leans in to make the move, guy turns and says "let's walk this way!" oblivious to the move she made on him ... for the 10th consecutive time.

by Officer Moony October 28, 2009

Anal Cataracts

Anal cataracts is an illness often associated with middle to lower income working persons. Although the casues of anal cataracts are unkown, the symptoms are general sleepiness, laziness, fishing trips, concert tickets, boarding, riding, roadtrips, and and in some cases, better shit to do than go to work.

Employee: "Hello Boss? I won't be coming into work today, I have anal cataracts".
Boss: "What hell is anal cataracts?"
Employee: "Well, I can't see my ass coming into work today."

by Dannyoon April 29, 2008

beer cataracts

An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.

Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?

Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.

More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.

by ws January 19, 2004