clisscunt

someone who sucks a woman's period and then is sick on the floor.

Jack is such a clisscunt man, like he's honestly the worst. (used to describe a horrible situation/ person.)

by Efectivo March 20, 2021

crisscut fries

Basically the greatest invention ever. Mutated Carl's Jr fries. Been known to rip families apart.

"son, give me some of your crisscut fries..."
"Fuck you dad."

by TFE February 20, 2007

classicunt

This word is used to describe someone who listens to classical music, but rubs it in your face like a cunt to give you the impression of their snobbishness. I know this because I myself am a listener of classical music, but with today's pop music, I can only blame the listeners of that stuff; not all classical listeners are classicunts.

Zomg, look at Tom over there, listening to Shostakovich and Schumann on his iPod. He really used to like metal, but now thinks he's better than everyone else because he listens to this music; what a douche!

Classicunt: Defined

by a classical listener May 27, 2009

El Clasicunt

A pun on the 'El Clasico' football game played between Barcelona and Real Madrid, 'El Clasicunt' is a game played between two despised rivals of your own team.

Initially coined as a suitable name for the game between Oxford United and Gillingham FC, two of the most disgusting football clubs on the planet, and rivals of Swindon Town FC. Could equally be applied to any combination of games between the teams already mentoned plus the Bristol teams and Reading.

Oxford are two nil down at Gillingham already in 'El Clasicunt'.

Bristol Rovers are playing Bristol City today in the match known as 'El Clasicunt'.

by HamalaKarris October 12, 2020

crosscunt

an asian female's vaginal area

"did you hear the noise that crosscunt made when the gook slid down the bannister?"
"yea, "fup, fup, fup, fup, fup, fup ,fup, fup"!"

by Hong-Kong's-Phooley-Chinks July 20, 2008

clitacunt

Someone who acts like a cunt and has a clit

Your a clitacunt Lewelyn

by TheGod696969 January 23, 2018

Clislunt

A mix of a clit a slut and a cunt

Sophia “Aidan you smell like shit”
Aidan “shut up you clislunt

by Señor skinny penis January 1, 2020