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crisscut fries by TFE February 20, 2007
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clisscunt • Ciscunt • classicunt • Clislunt • clitacunt • Crispcunt • crisscut fries • crosscunt • El Clasicunt • cross-cuntamination
classicunt
This word is used to describe someone who listens to classical music, but rubs it in your face like a cunt to give you the impression of their snobbishness. I know this because I myself am a listener of classical music, but with today's pop music, I can only blame the listeners of that stuff; not all classical listeners are classicunts.
Zomg, look at Tom over there, listening to Shostakovich and Schumann on his iPod. He really used to like metal, but now thinks he's better than everyone else because he listens to this music; what a douche!
Classicunt: Defined
Classicunt: Defined
classicunt by a classical listener May 27, 2009
El Clasicunt
A pun on the 'El Clasico' football game played between Barcelona and Real Madrid, 'El Clasicunt' is a game played between two despised rivals of your own team.
Initially coined as a suitable name for the game between Oxford United and Gillingham FC, two of the most disgusting football clubs on the planet, and rivals of Swindon Town FC. Could equally be applied to any combination of games between the teams already mentoned plus the Bristol teams and Reading.
Initially coined as a suitable name for the game between Oxford United and Gillingham FC, two of the most disgusting football clubs on the planet, and rivals of Swindon Town FC. Could equally be applied to any combination of games between the teams already mentoned plus the Bristol teams and Reading.
Oxford are two nil down at Gillingham already in 'El Clasicunt'.
Bristol Rovers are playing Bristol City today in the match known as 'El Clasicunt'.
Bristol Rovers are playing Bristol City today in the match known as 'El Clasicunt'.
El Clasicunt by HamalaKarris October 12, 2020
crosscunt
"did you hear the noise that crosscunt made when the gook slid down the bannister?"
"yea, "fup, fup, fup, fup, fup, fup ,fup, fup"!"
"yea, "fup, fup, fup, fup, fup, fup ,fup, fup"!"
crosscunt by Hong-Kong's-Phooley-Chinks July 20, 2008
Clislunt
Clislunt by Señor skinny penis January 1, 2020
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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