Crispcunt

The Crispcunt is the sexual or culinary act of eating one's vaginal crust.

"That restaurant has the best crispcunt menu"

"I want to crispcunt your daughter-in-law"

by xX_ULTR4_PROL4PSE_Xx March 7, 2025

CRAPCUNTS

Cartoony Roster of Assorted Player Character-Underpinned Netplay Team Shooters. An acronym used to describe multiplayer battle arena FPS games with generic character classes and a distinctive Western artstyle. Inspired by the term ASSFAGGOTS.

"Hey man, you wanna play Overwatch?"

"Nah, I don't play CRAPCUNTS."

by JohannesBusgo June 13, 2016

Christcunt

A really rude and disrespectful Christian who does not accept other people's beliefs and uses their own beliefs to justify bad actions

That old Christian lady chastised me for being an atheist. She was a complete Christcunt.

by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018

crisscut fries

Basically the greatest invention ever. Mutated Carl's Jr fries. Been known to rip families apart.

"son, give me some of your crisscut fries..."
"Fuck you dad."

by TFE February 20, 2007

Crispgentleman

A fella with bushy eyebrows!

Look at that crispgentleman over there with shorty shorts.

by Not Crispy January 26, 2021

clisscunt

someone who sucks a woman's period and then is sick on the floor.

Jack is such a clisscunt man, like he's honestly the worst. (used to describe a horrible situation/ person.)

by Efectivo March 20, 2021

crisunter

When you have to stop for a fecal emergency because you're traveling, and end up going somewhere that isn't a toilet.

Tony pulled a crisunter after he drank coffee on his 4 hour road trip.

Lisa was lactose intolerant but still ate ice cream and pulled a crisunter in the bushes when the bus took too long to arrive.

by Lil.miss.fun October 23, 2023