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CRAPCUNTS 

Cartoony Roster of Assorted Player Character-Underpinned Netplay Team Shooters. An acronym used to describe multiplayer battle arena FPS games with generic character classes and a distinctive Western artstyle. Inspired by the term ASSFAGGOTS.
"Hey man, you wanna play Overwatch?"

"Nah, I don't play CRAPCUNTS."
CRAPCUNTS by JohannesBusgo June 13, 2016

Christcunt 

A really rude and disrespectful Christian who does not accept other people's beliefs and uses their own beliefs to justify bad actions
That old Christian lady chastised me for being an atheist. She was a complete Christcunt.
Christcunt by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018

crisscut fries 

Basically the greatest invention ever. Mutated Carl's Jr fries. Been known to rip families apart.
"son, give me some of your crisscut fries..."
"Fuck you dad."
crisscut fries by TFE February 20, 2007

Crispgentleman 

A fella with bushy eyebrows!
Look at that crispgentleman over there with shorty shorts.
Crispgentleman by Not Crispy January 26, 2021
someone who sucks a woman's period and then is sick on the floor.
Jack is such a clisscunt man, like he's honestly the worst. (used to describe a horrible situation/ person.)
clisscunt by Efectivo March 20, 2021
When you have to stop for a fecal emergency because you're traveling, and end up going somewhere that isn't a toilet.
Tony pulled a crisunter after he drank coffee on his 4 hour road trip.

Lisa was lactose intolerant but still ate ice cream and pulled a crisunter in the bushes when the bus took too long to arrive.
crisunter by Lil.miss.fun October 23, 2023
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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