classicunt

This word is used to describe someone who listens to classical music, but rubs it in your face like a cunt to give you the impression of their snobbishness. I know this because I myself am a listener of classical music, but with today's pop music, I can only blame the listeners of that stuff; not all classical listeners are classicunts.

Zomg, look at Tom over there, listening to Shostakovich and Schumann on his iPod. He really used to like metal, but now thinks he's better than everyone else because he listens to this music; what a douche!

Classicunt: Defined

by a classical listener May 27, 2009

Classicist

1. A person who studies Classics (ancient Greek and Latin)

2. A follower of classicism in the arts

Examples of a Classicist included Dante, Petrarch, and Shakespeare in poetry and theatre.
(also look in Wikipedia for more examples, definitions, and etc.)

by Persephone Little July 28, 2011

Classicity

Referring to how "classic" a noun or verb can be.

I think "Twin Peaks:FWWM" was good, but does not have the classicity as the television series.

by fje January 4, 2006

El Clasicunt

A pun on the 'El Clasico' football game played between Barcelona and Real Madrid, 'El Clasicunt' is a game played between two despised rivals of your own team.

Initially coined as a suitable name for the game between Oxford United and Gillingham FC, two of the most disgusting football clubs on the planet, and rivals of Swindon Town FC. Could equally be applied to any combination of games between the teams already mentoned plus the Bristol teams and Reading.

Oxford are two nil down at Gillingham already in 'El Clasicunt'.

Bristol Rovers are playing Bristol City today in the match known as 'El Clasicunt'.

by HamalaKarris October 12, 2020

Classiculous

Simply a compound word, made up from both Classic and Ridiculous. The accent is on the 'I' and Classiculous rhymes with ridiculous.

Pronounced Class-iculous

Sam Whitemoon from Creepshow II is absolutely Classiculous!!

80s horror films are Classiculous more often than not.

by Heinrich138 October 30, 2019

clisscunt

someone who sucks a woman's period and then is sick on the floor.

Jack is such a clisscunt man, like he's honestly the worst. (used to describe a horrible situation/ person.)

by Efectivo March 20, 2021

Classicist Gamer

A person who really worships retro gaming to unhealthy levels and tend to harass or bully people for liking modern or indie games. They will either be classicist Nintendo or classicist SEGA fans. Tend to also be weaboos.
There is also an alternate twitter exclusive breed called Classicist Cartoon Fan. These tend to be the people who describe every modern cartoon as cal-arts and suck off Teen Titans.

God why can't classicist gamers shut the hell up and let people enjoy things. I get retro games are good but there are bad games in every generation retro doesn't automatically equal masterpiece and modern doesn't automatically equal shit.

by KickPunchItsAllindaMind April 5, 2021