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classicunt 

This word is used to describe someone who listens to classical music, but rubs it in your face like a cunt to give you the impression of their snobbishness. I know this because I myself am a listener of classical music, but with today's pop music, I can only blame the listeners of that stuff; not all classical listeners are classicunts.
Zomg, look at Tom over there, listening to Shostakovich and Schumann on his iPod. He really used to like metal, but now thinks he's better than everyone else because he listens to this music; what a douche!

Classicunt: Defined
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Classicist 

1. A person who studies Classics (ancient Greek and Latin)

2. A follower of classicism in the arts
Examples of a Classicist included Dante, Petrarch, and Shakespeare in poetry and theatre.
(also look in Wikipedia for more examples, definitions, and etc.)
Classicist by Persephone Little July 28, 2011

Classicity 

Referring to how "classic" a noun or verb can be.
I think "Twin Peaks:FWWM" was good, but does not have the classicity as the television series.
Classicity by fje January 4, 2006

El Clasicunt 

A pun on the 'El Clasico' football game played between Barcelona and Real Madrid, 'El Clasicunt' is a game played between two despised rivals of your own team.

Initially coined as a suitable name for the game between Oxford United and Gillingham FC, two of the most disgusting football clubs on the planet, and rivals of Swindon Town FC. Could equally be applied to any combination of games between the teams already mentoned plus the Bristol teams and Reading.
Oxford are two nil down at Gillingham already in 'El Clasicunt'.

Bristol Rovers are playing Bristol City today in the match known as 'El Clasicunt'.
El Clasicunt by HamalaKarris October 12, 2020

Classiculous 

Simply a compound word, made up from both Classic and Ridiculous. The accent is on the 'I' and Classiculous rhymes with ridiculous.

Pronounced Class-iculous
Sam Whitemoon from Creepshow II is absolutely Classiculous!!

80s horror films are Classiculous more often than not.
Classiculous by Heinrich138 October 30, 2019
someone who sucks a woman's period and then is sick on the floor.
Jack is such a clisscunt man, like he's honestly the worst. (used to describe a horrible situation/ person.)
clisscunt by Efectivo March 20, 2021

Classicist Gamer 

A person who really worships retro gaming to unhealthy levels and tend to harass or bully people for liking modern or indie games. They will either be classicist Nintendo or classicist SEGA fans. Tend to also be weaboos.
There is also an alternate twitter exclusive breed called Classicist Cartoon Fan. These tend to be the people who describe every modern cartoon as cal-arts and suck off Teen Titans.
God why can't classicist gamers shut the hell up and let people enjoy things. I get retro games are good but there are bad games in every generation retro doesn't automatically equal masterpiece and modern doesn't automatically equal shit.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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