cliented

When you like someone but are too timid to actually ask them out and instead purchase their business services to obtain a false sense of intimacy.

Mitch cliented himself when he hired Sidney for a massage instead of asking her out.

by ThesaurusIs June 5, 2021

client

n. Person severely lacking in intelligence and common sense. See idiot and fuckwit.

Our client just asked us to send them a copy of the internet on CD.

by cnb August 9, 2004

A man that seeks the services of a prostitute, usually in Poland, usally in a Fuck-house.

Jason (in a drunken slur)to the 10 girls at our table: So you are all prostitutes?

Prostitute: Yeeeeess! And you are the clients!

A computer system or process requesting something from another system or process in a client-server relationship. The opposite of 'server'.

Browsers are clients because they request information from websites' servers.

by Pathoschild March 21, 2005

"Ima go make my client happy" A
"More porn?" B
"Fuck yeah" A

by Yaziyo April 24, 2006

by jfoli19 December 24, 2018

someone who seeks medication from doctors and/or illicit drug dealers

that's one satisfied client strung out behind the dumpster

by Lancet March 30, 2005