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Cletus Bartholomew

Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.

Cletus Bartholomew Day! 

13th October is Cletus Bartholomew Day! Celebrate by setting off fireworks & getting a cake with his face on! #goofy
Joe: What day is it?
Michelle: It’s October 13th.
Linda: Omg?! Happy Cletus Bartholomew Day!
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026