cleg nut

matted tried turd that gets caught in your arse hair, very small and hard to shift

fuck me, i have a threeweek old cleg nut

by bigman March 14, 2003

cleg nut

the shriveled up gonads of a man aged no less than 83 years old.

Ed “boom boom” Jarvis had worked successfully in the adult film industry for years, until an extreme case of cleg nuts befell him at the early age of 42, doctors surmised the cleg nut effect can be accelerated due to extreme over use

by reginaandray February 14, 2007

cleg nuts

The leftover excrement that is found hanging on a persons anus hair.

Jills arse was dirty because she had alot of cleg nuts.

by Stu January 6, 2004

Clegnut

Marble sized pieces of feces commonly found adhering to the arse pubes
of certain old men. Very rarely found on women...

Oh man, did you see you the clegnuts on that guy who just mooned us!
Dude! weak! There's a clegnut in my coco!

by Mongolian Trojan Trogdor Motherfucker August 15, 2003

Clegnut

A lump of poo that has dried to an anal pube as a result of incorrect wiping of the area after having a turd. Often discovered when washing in the shower and causes pain on removal

''Dude, I found a clegnut the other day, it hurt like hell!''

by Byroncel May 3, 2009

clegnuts

when pubic hairs get mattered up with poo they look like poonuts.

tara hadnt wiped her bum properly, so she had recieved clegnuts.

by tara whitchar. August 6, 2008

clegnut

excreted feses stuck to anus pubes.
or
poo stuck to ass hairs.

basically its a lump of turd stuck to your ass pubes.

Alex has lots of clegnut.

by StevenOfDonny May 4, 2008