clegnuts

when pubic hairs get mattered up with poo they look like poonuts.

tara hadnt wiped her bum properly, so she had recieved clegnuts.

by tara whitchar. July 13, 2008

Clegnut

Marble sized pieces of feces commonly found adhering to the arse pubes
of certain old men. Very rarely found on women...

Oh man, did you see you the clegnuts on that guy who just mooned us!
Dude! weak! There's a clegnut in my coco!

by Mongolian Trojan Trogdor Motherfucker August 15, 2003

Clegnut

A lump of poo that has dried to an anal pube as a result of incorrect wiping of the area after having a turd. Often discovered when washing in the shower and causes pain on removal

''Dude, I found a clegnut the other day, it hurt like hell!''

by Byroncel May 03, 2009

clegnut

excreted feses stuck to anus pubes.
or
poo stuck to ass hairs.

basically its a lump of turd stuck to your ass pubes.

Alex has lots of clegnut.

by StevenOfDonny May 04, 2008

Clegnut

unwiped excrement hanging from anal pubic hair

see above

by Pinky August 14, 2003

Clegnut

Slang and derogatory term used for a person of diminished intellect.

You clegnut, yes it IS raining outside !

by Weezhard January 31, 2003

Clegnut

Surname of the Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Today Nick Clegnut made his first speech at the dispatches box whilst the Prime Minister David Cameron was carrying out a trip to India aimed at strengthening business and trade links.

by northernmonkey33 August 11, 2010