Clegnut 

Marble sized pieces of feces commonly found adhering to the arse pubes
of certain old men. Very rarely found on women...

Oh man, did you see you the clegnuts on that guy who just mooned us!
Dude! weak! There's a clegnut in my coco!

Clegnut by Mongolian Trojan Trogdor Motherfucker August 15, 2003

Clegnut 

A lump of poo that has dried to an anal pube as a result of incorrect wiping of the area after having a turd. Often discovered when washing in the shower and causes pain on removal

''Dude, I found a clegnut the other day, it hurt like hell!''

Clegnut by Byroncel May 3, 2009

clegnut 

excreted feses stuck to anus pubes.
or
poo stuck to ass hairs.

basically its a lump of turd stuck to your ass pubes.

Alex has lots of clegnut.

clegnut by StevenOfDonny May 4, 2008

Clegnut 

unwiped excrement hanging from anal pubic hair

see above

Clegnut by Pinky August 14, 2003

Clegnut 

Slang and derogatory term used for a person of diminished intellect.

You clegnut, yes it IS raining outside !

Clegnut by Weezhard January 31, 2003

Clegnut 

Surname of the Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Today Nick Clegnut made his first speech at the dispatches box whilst the Prime Minister David Cameron was carrying out a trip to India aimed at strengthening business and trade links.

Clegnut by northernmonkey33 August 11, 2010

cleg nut 

matted tried turd that gets caught in your arse hair, very small and hard to shift

fuck me, i have a threeweek old cleg nut

cleg nut by bigman March 14, 2003