clearyize 

To make something work that never should work but will cause people a world of pain when it fails

That database cluster is failing because it was clearyized.

Way to clearyize that Exchange server.

clearyize by Slinker1 December 18, 2008

clarize 

beautiful

sarcastic

amazing

salty
wonderful

caring
unstable

gorgeous

pretty
cute
gr8 friend

clarize is an all around amazing person that can help through any situation and is a great friend

“clarize is the best person i know”
“i have a friend named clarize and she’s a joy to be around”

clarize by RoseBubbleTea May 19, 2018

Clearfield 

A small town in central PA. The main source of entertainment is beer and weaponry. Clearfield girls are easy and fun to hang with. Clearfield is the birthplace of many celebrities and other not so celeb folk. Me like Clearfield.

Lets go to Clearfield and get drunk!

Clearfield by Harvard Haag August 30, 2005

Clearfield 

A quaint city in central Pennsylvania. The main source of employment is the school district,the hospital, or Wal-Mart. The people are very conservative, and few have college degrees. Their are many farms and villages. The bars are a hang out for people of all ages. Beer is the main source of entertainment and killing things with weapons is the main source of recreation.

Dennys Beer Barrel Pub

Clearfield by Harvey Haag April 15, 2005

clarizel 

the safest and sexiest girl around..and matt's sexay nerd and sunshine

damn there goes clarizel

clarizel by matt February 5, 2005

clearfield 

The town in central pennsylvania that mainly consists of bars, carwashes, old people, and wal-mart. On fridays and saturdays most kids in middle school and high school go to the Ritz movie theatre, the YMCA, the skate rink, or stay at home because they have no life. The town is full of rednecks and the bars are a great place to find this breed of people. The most amazing thing about this place is it is the home of the worlds biggest hamburger. The main groups of kids in the high school is the biggest group which consists of dumb emo kids, the other groups in order of size are preps, band geeks, dirtbike kids, jocks, and geeks. The middle school is haunted. Some great hang out spots are the movies, crossroads, wal mart, parking lots, scottos pizzeria, and the dink rink. And most of the local shopping stores are slowly closing one by one because of the great wrath of wal mart. The best thing about this wonderful town is that me and my friends grew up here.

If we decide to build a new town i would suggest we dont build it like clearfield.

clearfield by shitpiss December 9, 2008

clearwire 

internet service unprovider

an ISP great for all things but streaming video, online action games, or downloading large files. just check your email and read some web pages, but stay off youtube with this one. it's 4g, and even 4g though newer than 3g just doesn't have good latency. expect a best latency of 120ms on average instead of 40-80 with cable or dsl. when they do right by you, you'll have fast downloadings, but then they overbook customers and randomly cut down customer's speeds all day long and you just get half a megabit for hours on end and just give up on netflix and everything else cool on the interweb and have long since given up playing games online since people kick you out of game lobbies for having high ping and you don't blame them either since you lag anyway. :'(

example of a talk with clearwire customer service, heavily modified for dramatic purposes

me: hello, im paying for 6 mbps and i'm only getting half a megabit per second all day, and its been on and off like this for months now. either your tech support tells me the tower is overloaded, or that i've downloaded 5 GB's which is too much. but i have to wonder why you are subscribing new people if you can't handle what you have. not to forget i'm in austin texas in a part of town that should have a good signal. sometimes i do get my 6 mb/s, so i know it is possible, if you'd just fix your service to handle peak times (which seem to be the whole day).

technical support: consider yourself lucky sir, some people can't even log on on at all!

clearwire by yakuza 3 for ps3 October 30, 2010