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clearwire 

internet service unprovider

an ISP great for all things but streaming video, online action games, or downloading large files. just check your email and read some web pages, but stay off youtube with this one. it's 4g, and even 4g though newer than 3g just doesn't have good latency. expect a best latency of 120ms on average instead of 40-80 with cable or dsl. when they do right by you, you'll have fast downloadings, but then they overbook customers and randomly cut down customer's speeds all day long and you just get half a megabit for hours on end and just give up on netflix and everything else cool on the interweb and have long since given up playing games online since people kick you out of game lobbies for having high ping and you don't blame them either since you lag anyway. :'(
example of a talk with clearwire customer service, heavily modified for dramatic purposes

me: hello, im paying for 6 mbps and i'm only getting half a megabit per second all day, and its been on and off like this for months now. either your tech support tells me the tower is overloaded, or that i've downloaded 5 GB's which is too much. but i have to wonder why you are subscribing new people if you can't handle what you have. not to forget i'm in austin texas in a part of town that should have a good signal. sometimes i do get my 6 mb/s, so i know it is possible, if you'd just fix your service to handle peak times (which seem to be the whole day).

technical support: consider yourself lucky sir, some people can't even log on on at all!
clearwire by yakuza 3 for ps3 October 30, 2010
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clearwire 

A somewhat new ISP. It consists of an easy to set up wireless modem without the need of a technician. With a 1.5 down and 256 up it's not the best out there. But it being relitivly cheap and portable within the service area it is rather good.
When my clearwire modem gets good sevice it works great, but when it doesn't it's just about the most shitty thing out there.
clearwire by xH2Mx September 10, 2006

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Greatest band in the world according to The Dude.
Creedence Clearwater Revival, greatest band in world man.

Creedence Clearwater Revival

A band that became popular in the 60's during the vietamwar/counter culture era and is still very popular
Lets blast some CCR from the Huey boys!

Seth Clearwater 

The awesomest character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Series. He is a minor character, but is brave, sweet, and generally better than the more often liked characters Jacob Black and Edward Cullen
Seth Clearwater saved the Cullens several times and did not receive credit.
Seth Clearwater by Gabby Clearwater January 17, 2009

Clearfield 

A small town in central PA. The main source of entertainment is beer and weaponry. Clearfield girls are easy and fun to hang with. Clearfield is the birthplace of many celebrities and other not so celeb folk. Me like Clearfield.
Lets go to Clearfield and get drunk!
Clearfield by Harvard Haag August 30, 2005

Creedence Clearwater Revival

An American country/rock band that became popular during the Vietnam War. Produced classic hits such as "Proud Mary", "Green River", "Suzie Q" and "Fortunate Son".

Could also be known as CCR, or Creedence Clearwater.

Unfortunately they split circa 1971/2, but still sometimes perform together.
CCR's "Proud Mary" has 100+ cover versions to date.
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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