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Clearfield 

A quaint city in central Pennsylvania. The main source of employment is the school district,the hospital, or Wal-Mart. The people are very conservative, and few have college degrees. Their are many farms and villages. The bars are a hang out for people of all ages. Beer is the main source of entertainment and killing things with weapons is the main source of recreation.
Clearfield by Harvey Haag April 15, 2005

clearfield 

The town in central pennsylvania that mainly consists of bars, carwashes, old people, and wal-mart. On fridays and saturdays most kids in middle school and high school go to the Ritz movie theatre, the YMCA, the skate rink, or stay at home because they have no life. The town is full of rednecks and the bars are a great place to find this breed of people. The most amazing thing about this place is it is the home of the worlds biggest hamburger. The main groups of kids in the high school is the biggest group which consists of dumb emo kids, the other groups in order of size are preps, band geeks, dirtbike kids, jocks, and geeks. The middle school is haunted. Some great hang out spots are the movies, crossroads, wal mart, parking lots, scottos pizzeria, and the dink rink. And most of the local shopping stores are slowly closing one by one because of the great wrath of wal mart. The best thing about this wonderful town is that me and my friends grew up here.
If we decide to build a new town i would suggest we dont build it like clearfield.
clearfield by shitpiss December 9, 2008

Clearfield Con 

A thief who frequents small town grocery stores in order to steal small but useful goods

This phrase originated in Clearfield, Utah among young adults
“Some little Clear Field Con came in and took all the lighters off the shelf!”
“I guess you could say that kid is a clearfield Con Artist!”

creamfields 

Inspired by the mind blowing set performed by DJ Tiesto at the 2009 Creamfields music festival. It is used to describe something that is insanely awesome or on its way to being insanely awesome. When on the verge of awesomeness it should be phrased "coming up creamfields" (see similar "coming up milhouse" except "creamfields" is 10x more awesome).
It's coming up creamfields!

Damn, this shit is creamfields!!
creamfields by greenwolf December 4, 2009

charfield 

A village which is acutally a field charred due to the amount of burned out cars and passing trains.

There really is nothing else.
Burn a field today and discover Charfield for yourself.
charfield by Nell and the Wok January 12, 2009

Clairfield 

A tiny,remote community located on the border of Tennessee and Kentucky.
"Lets head down yonder into Clairfield"
Clairfield by Loretta Jane August 1, 2008