cldrd

The official term for an ice-cream that has been dropped on the floor and landed cone up

"Watch you don't step in that cldrd!"

by Clill Bergsby1 December 27, 2012

Clard-on

1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra

“Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”

"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."

"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."

"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."

by M&J: The LLC February 19, 2010

Clurds

Everyone on the planet agrees this is probably the worst video made on YouTube that still exists today.

I watched clurds and I now have constant thoughts of a mass shooting.

by trollface moment March 8, 2022

Clard

A clinically retarded person, typically with an IQ of lower than 70.

Ethan you’re a clard.

by youngqwerty April 25, 2019

Clurd

A cheese made out of genital fluids.

I made her eat my clurd

by TheMidSizeCheese May 25, 2008

clardon

A hard on of the clitoris.

Also a great name for some evil space guy.

Riding the 32 bus gives Jessica a clardon.

"Clardon will destroy you all!", said Clardon.

by Box Johnson June 23, 2010

Clordon

an extremely womanly man who enjoys cooking for long hours while wearing a pink apron. Clordons are often found obsessing over their own asses and being arrogant. he is often a douche bag who uses big words that no one else understands. he also steals food from his amazing friends Mica and Mariah who are toooootaly gorgeous. ; )

"Hey you see that guy over there reading the bitch magazine?"

"yeah, he's such a clordon!"

by sheanna December 18, 2008