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1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra
Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”

"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."

"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."

"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."
Clard-on by M&J: The LLC February 19, 2010
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Everyone on the planet agrees this is probably the worst video made on YouTube that still exists today.
I watched clurds and I now have constant thoughts of a mass shooting.
Clurds by trollface moment March 8, 2022
A clinically retarded person, typically with an IQ of lower than 70.
Ethan you’re a clard.
Clard by youngqwerty April 25, 2019
I made her eat my clurd
Clurd by TheMidSizeCheese May 25, 2008
A hard on of the clitoris.

Also a great name for some evil space guy.
Riding the 32 bus gives Jessica a clardon.

"Clardon will destroy you all!", said Clardon.
clardon by Box Johnson June 23, 2010
an extremely womanly man who enjoys cooking for long hours while wearing a pink apron. Clordons are often found obsessing over their own asses and being arrogant. he is often a douche bag who uses big words that no one else understands. he also steals food from his amazing friends Mica and Mariah who are toooootaly gorgeous. ; )
"Hey you see that guy over there reading the bitch magazine?"

"yeah, he's such a clordon!"
Clordon by sheanna December 18, 2008