Clordon 

an extremely womanly man who enjoys cooking for long hours while wearing a pink apron. Clordons are often found obsessing over their own asses and being arrogant. he is often a douche bag who uses big words that no one else understands. he also steals food from his amazing friends Mica and Mariah who are toooootaly gorgeous. ; )

"Hey you see that guy over there reading the bitch magazine?"

"yeah, he's such a clordon!"

Clordon by sheanna December 18, 2008

cordonis 

the state of being very cool and relaxed, and a bad ass at the same time where everything is going good for you. Can be used as a nickname for someone as well. Usually refers to someone who uses words like filthy, dope, tight, uber and whatever else they want to say because they are well respected and good people. Cordonis is better than swag and not overused. The word comes from the last name of a well respected German family line that was well known for their care-free and desirable lifestyle.

Often used as a twitter hashtag i.e. "sleeping in and then some saturday college football #cordonis.

Hawaii is a great place to get my cordonis on!

That guy really has some cordonis going for him, I want to meet him.

Friend awesome easy-going respect swag OG

cordonis by kidwholovesvans September 22, 2012

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled 

orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.

Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011

Penis Cordon Bleu

When one commits a "Penis Cordon Bleu", he has had sex with a very large girl. PCB got its name for the idea that when a man inserts his penis into a fat chick, it is warm, meaty, and cheesy inside.

Man, I was so drunk last night I committed a Penis Cordon Bleu when I banged that 200 lb chick in Tri-Delt.

Penis Cordon Bleu by *Jazzy J* December 1, 2007

CloudOne Interactive

CloudOne Interactive is a Roblox Studio that creates fun and interactive games.

CloudOne Interactive created The Wild West Story.

CloudOne Interactive by ProgrammerDog August 6, 2020

Queef Cordon Bleu

During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions. So offensive was the smell of these queefs that the Nazi’s would avoid these villages entirely; often returning to base in need of medical treatment similar to that required by victims of napalm. Due to the scarceness of food during those times the cheese could not be wasted. In the absence of a chicken the most popular way to enjoy Queef Cordon Bleu was for the whole family to gather around Mum’s vagina with their bread sticks. Every one would enjoy dipping their bread in the cheese and Mum would get a little extra kick for her hard work.

I’m sorry I can’t play with you after school today Peire, but mother has been baking a batch of Queef Cordon Bleu for her last 3 menstrual cycles. I must get home in time for the evening meal.

Queef Cordon Bleu by Collin Beats His Monkey January 27, 2007

Cordon 

An item from the popular mmorpg Maplestory. In the game, a flamekeeper cordon is a red glove with a black wristband, and on this wristband appears an orange worm-like figure. It is a level 50 item which normally grants the wearer 8 magic attack and 20 accuracy in addition to having 5 slots available for upgrade. Although they are rare drops, flamekeeper cordons are coveted by many due to their favorable bonuses. For unknown reasons, this item has become extremely popular on various forums, possibly foreshadowing its emergence as a meme.

person 1: hey man, do you think my glove is any good?
person 2: yes, but a Cordon could be better if scrolled.

Cordon by BasilBoy January 13, 2011