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Literally "chillin' like a villain." Refers to the act of relaxation.

Other form: clavving

"I'm tired from being out so late last night. Tonight, I am just going to stay home, watch some TV, order some takeout and clav."

clav by Anisa June 11, 2006

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Clav

A classy chav, usually someone trying to deny their chavness but they just can't resist wearing the odd bit of cheap bling, bright white trainers or going happy slapping with their pit bull.

I hate Clavs. Danielle Westbrook, Ashley Cole - stop denying yourselves, you might as well just buy yourselves a vauxhall nova and have done with it.

Clav by warren1977 January 11, 2009

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Related Words

Clavo • clavicle • clavin • claven • claverham • clav • clavage • Clavagitae • clave • Claver

clav king

A musician who plays the keyboard (Clavinet) better than anyone else and with great skill. This person must also be cool/sexy asf.

“Sam kiszka from Greta van fleet plays the keys better than anybody I’ve heard , and he’s so sexy!”
“He’s the Clav King”

clav king by Bluesfairy May 8, 2020

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clav'us

the act of copulating with an individual's shoulder-

that girls got a proper clavus shoulder- she's been clav'used well
she deserves a right good clav'using

clav'us by Febrezetown December 22, 2012

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The clavicle compliment

Yes always a good one to have up your sleeve. If you want to insult a womans tits to her face without her knowing, tell her she has a nice clavicle

They have to be really shit tits though or it doesn't work

Use the clavicle compliment when you really mean "those are some awful fucking empty tits"

The clavicle compliment by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

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Clavicle

Repulsive deflated breasts

If she asks for a compliment tell her she has a nice clavicle. Don't mention those hangers

Clavicle by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

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Clavicles

Warning to all you ladies out there this is important street survival information. When a guy or gal compliments you on your clavicles they are literally saying that your tits are the fucking worst. Its a new thing going round that guys are now doing so be on gaurd

Though if it does happen to you then you must have shit tits, so let's hope you have a nice ass

Just wanted to say you have great clavicles

Clavicles by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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