clav

Literally "chillin' like a villain." Refers to the act of relaxation.

Other form: clavving

"I'm tired from being out so late last night. Tonight, I am just going to stay home, watch some TV, order some takeout and clav."

clav by Anisa June 11, 2006

Clav

A classy chav, usually someone trying to deny their chavness but they just can't resist wearing the odd bit of cheap bling, bright white trainers or going happy slapping with their pit bull.

I hate Clavs. Danielle Westbrook, Ashley Cole - stop denying yourselves, you might as well just buy yourselves a vauxhall nova and have done with it.

Clav by warren1977 January 11, 2009

clav king 

A musician who plays the keyboard (Clavinet) better than anyone else and with great skill. This person must also be cool/sexy asf.

“Sam kiszka from Greta van fleet plays the keys better than anybody I’ve heard , and he’s so sexy!”
“He’s the Clav King”

clav king by Bluesfairy May 8, 2020

clav'us 

the act of copulating with an individual's shoulder-

that girls got a proper clavus shoulder- she's been clav'used well
she deserves a right good clav'using

clav'us by Febrezetown December 22, 2012

The clavicle compliment 

Yes always a good one to have up your sleeve. If you want to insult a womans tits to her face without her knowing, tell her she has a nice clavicle

They have to be really shit tits though or it doesn't work

Use the clavicle compliment when you really mean "those are some awful fucking empty tits"

The clavicle compliment by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Clavicle 

Repulsive deflated breasts

If she asks for a compliment tell her she has a nice clavicle. Don't mention those hangers

Clavicle by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Clavicles 

Warning to all you ladies out there this is important street survival information. When a guy or gal compliments you on your clavicles they are literally saying that your tits are the fucking worst. Its a new thing going round that guys are now doing so be on gaurd

Though if it does happen to you then you must have shit tits, so let's hope you have a nice ass

Just wanted to say you have great clavicles

Clavicles by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020