clauzer

noun
1. A person who is being damned to hell, along with everyone and everything they love.

"Ben is such a clauzer"

by FedEXpapi November 5, 2019

Clayzer23

Gets puss and is a decent teacher. Alright coach but lives with his parents and still fucks bitches and gets money has a dope dog that might have diabetes but who cares. He especially hates cheaters (Putnam).

He’s a total clayzer23

by Historybuffmay17 November 4, 2019

Clauser

A Clauser is a person who believes in the power of Claus-The-Man-Of-God. Most of the Clausers live in Clausania, the land of extreme randomness. To become a Clauser, you have to first become a citizen of Clausania, which is extremely hard. Once you become a citizen, you have to spend 1 year living under the Clausanian bridges. Next, you have to pass a lot of Buzzfeed quizzes about random knowledge. Next, you have to be shot by Claus. If you survive, then there is a possibility of you becoming a Clauser. If you are a Clauser, your monthly salary is going to increase by 90% in Clausania.

Random Person #1: Hiiiii!
Random Person #2: Ewwww don't talk to me, you are not a Clauser

by Random Claus May 24, 2020

clauser

meaning one hot man....or a boy with a huge wang that girls hang on constantly

That Clauser guy is sooo cute!

by Jut December 5, 2004

ClaudeRogers

MegaNooB

ClaudeRogers is a mega noob.

by Annoyomrnfe October 18, 2010

clauer

a guy who likes fake bitches

that guy is such a clauer he thinks that girl is hot

by Berticus the polar bear February 23, 2010

clauderbean

clauderbean

a sexy mexican that has swam across the pacific ocean into canada and now resides with a white family because her mexican wolf pack abandoned her

Clauda Von Hauske, clauderbean

by khit777 July 19, 2010