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when u fart in someones claranet

fart+claranet=clarart
"hey mr bob go and clarart that loser mr bin
clarart by blonde mullet August 17, 2004
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clarrt is a term used in place of words such as "dude" or "mate". It use can be said to define the user as a regular attendee of urban squat parties who listens to music predominantley featuring the sound of 303's
"we wuz at Havok in Hackney last night. they war rinsin some choons."
"Safe, Clarrt"
clarrt by dan November 25, 2004
Related Words
Your a claart!
Your a spazclaart!
Shut your claartmouth!
claart by Mouski May 13, 2005
When someone farts or passes gas and tries to cover it up wih a spray a body spray or cologne.
Guy: Yo this ceremony smells like a Clafart.
Gur#2: That's Because Matias farted and tried to cover it up with cologne.
Clafart by cubalian April 6, 2011
Talking clarat is to talk bullshit, or just mumbo jumbo that doesn't make sense
"Dude, Jeff just told me he won lotto!!"

"Man he talks some serious clarat! He is bullshitting you bro."
clarat by Theclitwhisperer October 17, 2013
A rare Dutch name that wasn't even included on Urban Dictionary
Hey Claartje, wanna go for a drink?
Claartje by Kalo.Stoyanov November 23, 2021

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the best minecraft player ever and the funniest person alive.
Who's the best Minecraft player ever? It's clarathepenguin, OFCOURSE!!
clarathepenguin by rastorr December 30, 2021
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