claraphobia

fear of being a total fucking loser

claraphobia

by miriamloplolololasdfglol December 11, 2012

curaphobia

A fear of having to engage in the performance or management of business or personal operations involving paperwork.

I haven't invoiced any of my customers for the last 6 months because of my acute curaphobia.

by Lorien Gamaroff November 26, 2009

Carbaphobia

Carbaphobia is the fear of any teacher.

Steve: I am really scared of Mr.bru

Alex: I think you might have carbaphobia
Steve: whats carbaphobia
Alex:it is when you are scared of a teacher

by Water toaster October 15, 2019

Charlaphobia

Charlaphobia:

An irrational fear that the world will end on 21st December 2012, vased on predictions from the same people who predicted it would end on 31st December 1999, Summer 2006 etc.

Also relates to any irrational fear of the world ending based on little/no facts.

(Example of a "Charlaphobia" sufferer talking)

"Oh My God, The world is going to end on December 21st 2012"
"Where did you here that?"
"I read it"
"Ok then I'll set it as a reminder on my phone, I'll put it as 12 noon on the 22nd, just incase its late or doesn't run on Greenwich Mean Time."

by NostradamusBelieves September 30, 2008

cataphobia

noun. the fear of dying and leaving words unsaid

She has cataphobia, so she wants to say many words before she dies.

by lilyac November 10, 2013

Coalaphobia

The Pathological and Ideological Fear of Coal

“There’s no word for Coalaphobia officially, Mr Speaker.” - Scomo 2017

by NormoftheNorth October 2, 2020

chargphobia

the fear of cell phone, laptop or any electronic device dying on you causing anxiety of disconnecting from the world resulting in compulsive behavior of excessive device charging

'do you have a charger? my phone is at 78% battery, its going to die soon.'
'you tots have chargphobia'

by rpot October 9, 2011