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claraphobia 

fear of being a total fucking loser
claraphobia
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curaphobia 

A fear of having to engage in the performance or management of business or personal operations involving paperwork.
I haven't invoiced any of my customers for the last 6 months because of my acute curaphobia.
curaphobia by Lorien Gamaroff November 26, 2009

Carbaphobia 

Carbaphobia is the fear of any teacher.
Steve: I am really scared of Mr.bru

Alex: I think you might have carbaphobia
Steve: whats carbaphobia
Alex:it is when you are scared of a teacher
Carbaphobia by Water toaster October 15, 2019

Charlaphobia 

Charlaphobia:

An irrational fear that the world will end on 21st December 2012, vased on predictions from the same people who predicted it would end on 31st December 1999, Summer 2006 etc.

Also relates to any irrational fear of the world ending based on little/no facts.
(Example of a "Charlaphobia" sufferer talking)

"Oh My God, The world is going to end on December 21st 2012"
"Where did you here that?"
"I read it"
"Ok then I'll set it as a reminder on my phone, I'll put it as 12 noon on the 22nd, just incase its late or doesn't run on Greenwich Mean Time."
Charlaphobia by NostradamusBelieves September 30, 2008

cataphobia

noun. the fear of dying and leaving words unsaid
She has cataphobia, so she wants to say many words before she dies.
cataphobia by lilyac November 10, 2013

Coalaphobia 

The Pathological and Ideological Fear of Coal
“There’s no word for Coalaphobia officially, Mr Speaker.” - Scomo 2017
Coalaphobia by NormoftheNorth October 2, 2020

chargphobia 

the fear of cell phone, laptop or any electronic device dying on you causing anxiety of disconnecting from the world resulting in compulsive behavior of excessive device charging
'do you have a charger? my phone is at 78% battery, its going to die soon.'
'you tots have chargphobia'
chargphobia by rpot October 9, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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