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claptula 

Using a spatula utensil to make massive sounding claps by striking it upon your hand.
Maya: woah what was that loud noise?
Andy: sorry it was just me using my claptula
claptula by Jack and jack July 13, 2017
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Clapulate 

To engage in unprotected intercourse with a person whose sexual history is unclear.
"Did you clapulate with that woman from the bar last night? One of these days your penis is just going to burst into flames."
Clapulate by cowboythecat December 19, 2008

premature clapulation 

You are so intrigued by a performance, more so than your fellow audience, that you feel the need to applaud before everyone else. Usually no one else joins in clapping.
During super bowl 38 Janet Jackson's nipple slip cause extreme premature clapulation.

premature clapulation 

Applauding before a performance is finished. This refers to situations where some or all of the audience think that the performance is over, NOT because they think its superlative quality merits mid-performance applause.
Everyone applauded because they thought or hoped the song was over, but there was one more tedious verse. Terri whispered to me, "Whoops! Premature clapulation."
premature clapulation by vonTrips August 21, 2009

Premature Clapulation 

the awkward clap executed by an individual who assumes a performer has finished playing their piece when, in fact, the performer has not finished playing their piece.
"Who was that bitch today in church who ruined the choir's performance of Amazing Grace with premature clapulation?"

Clapulations 7:11

"Thou shall not trust those who will turn to dust with a single thrust"
Clapulations 7:11
Sam:"you know your grandma is hot"
Mike:"bud you should read the verse clapulations 7:11"

premature clapulation 

When you go to a concert and think a song is finished. You start to clap and realize the song is not done, just a momentary break. This is a premature clapulation.
At the Neil Young concert, there was a momentary silence in the middle of a song. Everyone started to clap and then the song continued. This was a premature clapulation.
premature clapulation by marcig19 September 5, 2012
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