Premature Clapulation

the awkward clap executed by an individual who assumes a performer has finished playing their piece when, in fact, the performer has not finished playing their piece.

"Who was that bitch today in church who ruined the choir's performance of Amazing Grace with premature clapulation?"

by OriginalSpaceBox September 24, 2012

Mannipplation

Manipulating a man into doing something for you by showing him your tits.

"How'd you get Rob to take out the garbage?!"
"Mannipplation, of course. What other way is there?"

by OriginalSpaceBox December 27, 2012