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Crackdonalds 

A McDonalds-esk food joint but is located in the ghetto and is populated by crack addicts, this has caused the food joint to serve crack instead of food.
Welcome to Crackdonalds what the fuck do you want?

Theme Song - Crackdonalds! We love to see you smile! Unless your teeth be fucked up then you better keep your mouth shut!
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CrapDonald's 

What McDonald's should really be called. It is extremely unhealthy (even the so-called healthier choices at McDonald's are loaded with fats and/or salt or sugar. Plus it also gives you the shits. Anyone who thinks CrapDonald's is better for you than home cooking needs to be drawn and quartered.
I went to CrapDonald's for lunch and the BigCrap made me shit my pants

Crackdonalds 

A McDonald's location where drug addicts congregate, or where drug deals are known to happen.
Crackdonalds right across the lot bro. Old boy almost got shanked comin' outta there yesterday.
Crackdonalds by VegasJD December 12, 2016

crackdonalds 

A McDonald’s or fast food place that is so ghetto your friends don’t even believe you when you tell them what happened there. There’s definitely someone doing a drug deal in front of it, and people having unprotected sex in the shit stained bathroom stall, and in that bathroom, there is no mirrors or paper towel dispensers because people stole them all.
“I saw someone snorting coke on the bare dirty crackdonalds table last time I went to downtown Seattle, and nobody batted a eye”
crackdonalds by Seattle rat burger November 10, 2020

CrackDonalds 

meaning Mcdonalds and its some times addictive nature.
man im hungry lets go get some CrackDonalds.
CrackDonalds by Shade the Raven January 29, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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