clamus 

coolest boy alive you mother fuckers

WOW CLAMUS IS AMAZING!!!!

clamus by clamuscool420 May 16, 2016

Eating clams 

Wasting time

Person: Please stop eating clams or else

Eating clams by Ace the simp February 1, 2023

piss clams 

A funny name for longneck clams, which live under the sand and squirt up water when you step near them.

I want to join up with Jim and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.

piss clams by j-lingo February 21, 2011

claustrobody 

An intense uncomfortable feeling of one's body being smothered in coverings, triggering an equally intense desire to free oneself from the excessive layers.

"We were driving along when she started tearing at the neck of her jumper. She had claustrobody."

claustrobody by wirby January 31, 2010

on claus 

Similarly to "on god" this term is used to emphasis the truth and to express the fact that the individual will not be on the naughty list for lying. The term is most commonly used during the holiday seasons.

the day dipdop drops a wizard in amish its gonna be an austin powers tier piss and thats on claus

on claus by hossman_jago November 6, 2019

clambush 

1. to discover, unexpectedly a hairy vagina (while performing oral sex)

2. to be ambushed by excessive pubic hair, when removing a female's panties

I got clambushed going down on the chick I picked up at the bar last night.

clambush by PMS_ September 29, 2008

Trump Clause 

In an employment agreement, this is the part of the legal document that denies you the opportunity to take your grievance to court, and instead forces you to agree to arbitration.

My employer fucked me over royally, but due to the Trump Clause in my employment agreement, I have to be sodomized by an arbitrator instead of taking them to court.

Trump Clause by Bogrimm October 26, 2017