Clamjob

A hand job given with no lube except for the sweat of a clammy hand

“Did you hear aiden got a clamjob last night!?”
“Damn I can’t believe they were that sweaty”

by Tanner Kluver November 17, 2022

clamjob

The female version of a blowjob, giving oral sex to a female.

She never got off from sex, but she did get off when he gave her a clamjob. His clamjob technique was first rate.

by Chandler V. April 7, 2007

Clamjob

Applying salt to the area surrounding your asshole and then having a clam lick it all off.

Dude, sorry I couldn't pick up the phone. I was getting a clamjob.

by YourBoyBlue November 25, 2013

clamjouster

A lady, often but not uniquely, of Catholic education who engages in the time honoured Girls' School pastime of clamjousting. It is the noble martial art of clam-to-clam combat, where one girl grinds her clam against her opponent's. (aka Tribadism)

The collective noun is 'TILT' (From the medieval tournaments consisting of a number of jousts.)
"A tilt of clamjousters"

See also: boxgrazer, dieseldyke, mingeeta, rugmuncher, WRAC.

"That dorm has seen so much clamjousting the matresses squelch with fannybatter"

by Cutaway August 17, 2004

strumming the clamjo

Female masturbation.

My old lady was strumming the clamjo while watching the construction workers.

by Chuck Groom August 28, 2007

clamjabls

A group of guidettes who love to club and have sex with random men at club abyss. They wear only clubbing attire and never smile for pictures. They always make a kissy face. They wear metallic pink lipstick that looks like semen. This type of lipgloss is most commonly known as semen lipstick. These girls wear an overabundance of orange bronzer and black eyeliner.

Hey, guys check out the Clamjabls, one of their nipples just popped out.

by bananas_n_blow July 29, 2008

clamjoha

clamjoha is a dirty mexican vagina that hasnt been washed in many years. it originated from mexico in the early 1970`s and is still around. it can be found in most parts of the U.S mainly in california,texas, and mexico.

A diry mexican ladies vaginahas a very bad clamjoha it smells worse then vaginal discharge.

by kyle.v March 3, 2008