clambic

A lambic-style beer fermented with yeast and bacteria collected from a woman's vagina

You're always guaranteed to get pussy when you drink my clambic

by clambique April 15, 2010

clamlicker

A lesbian. Made famous by prank call victim Richard Bergis.

DJs: The new school is funded by Ellen DeGeneres, the lesbian comic, and it's gonna be the first gay/lesbian/transgendered school!

RICHARD BERGIS: Why do I want my kids going to a fuckin clamlicker school?

by BigBrothersLittleBros April 7, 2010

Clambite

Female version of t-bagging

Susan gave mike a clambite

by Lc3 wlc class 10-005 utah February 13, 2010

clamlicker

A woman who likes to indulge in the deeply arousing act of fellatio with another woman.

I tried to get her to give me a blow job, but the cock-teasing bitch was nothing but a clamlicker!

or

That clamlicker has licked so many clams, her mouth smells like a goddamn fishmonger.

by Phobophile March 17, 2005

clamsickle

After performing fellatio then stepping outside in the frigid temperatures the vaginal secretions freeze on your face forming clam sickles

What flavor is your clamsickle?

by DR.DICTER March 17, 2017

grilled cheese clamwich

mornin' pussy. usually after a hard night of boning.

guillermo: "i heard you ate a grilled cheese clamwich the other morning."

franz: "indeed."

by steinenhootnhollerin October 31, 2011

clamwich

A woman's vagina. Typically, you eat out a clamwich. "Clam" comes from the slang that means a vagina, and "wich" comes from "sandwich", which is something you typically eat.

Guy 1: Man, I just LOVE nice, warm, moist clamwiches.
Guy 2: Who doesn't?

by anon, bitches. May 26, 2008