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clamlicker

A lesbian. Made famous by prank call victim Richard Bergis.
DJs: The new school is funded by Ellen DeGeneres, the lesbian comic, and it's gonna be the first gay/lesbian/transgendered school!

RICHARD BERGIS: Why do I want my kids going to a fuckin clamlicker school?
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Clambite 

Susan gave mike a clambite
Clambite by Lc3 wlc class 10-005 utah February 13, 2010

clamlicker

A woman who likes to indulge in the deeply arousing act of fellatio with another woman.
I tried to get her to give me a blow job, but the cock-teasing bitch was nothing but a clamlicker!

or

That clamlicker has licked so many clams, her mouth smells like a goddamn fishmonger.
clamlicker by Phobophile March 17, 2005

clamsickle

After performing fellatio then stepping outside in the frigid temperatures the vaginal secretions freeze on your face forming clam sickles
What flavor is your clamsickle?
clamsickle by DR.DICTER March 17, 2017

grilled cheese clamwich

mornin' pussy. usually after a hard night of boning.
guillermo: "i heard you ate a grilled cheese clamwich the other morning."

franz: "indeed."

clamwich 

A woman's vagina. Typically, you eat out a clamwich. "Clam" comes from the slang that means a vagina, and "wich" comes from "sandwich", which is something you typically eat.
Guy 1: Man, I just LOVE nice, warm, moist clamwiches.
Guy 2: Who doesn't?
clamwich by anon, bitches. May 26, 2008
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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