clamica

Clamica is what you call one of your younger siblings when you're trying to scare them. You will both laugh. It's not something you would call anyone else but your family. Typically called after a girl.

Older sister: COME HERE CLAMICA *chases younger sister*

by strawberry-seed July 25, 2017

Clamikaze

A fart bubble that rolls up into the vagina.

Cindy failed to properly spread her cheeks before ripping ass, earning herself a surprise attack from a clamikaze.

by notaceo April 26, 2014

clavicaphobia

The fear of anything touching one’s collar bones.

Chuck Norris is said to only wince at someone utilizing his clavicaphobia against him. His immediate reflex is a Texas Ranger roundhouse of course.

by Wooly Mammoth February 13, 2021

clavical

The wrong way to spell clavicle.

"omg clavical bonez are sexci"
"Get a dictionary, fucktard."

by Lik November 24, 2006

clamscaping

pubic grooming for women. the art of shaving or trimming female pubes for a pleasing aesthetic effect.

Man, I went down on this chick last night, and she had some awesome clamscaping going on. Smooth as silk, but with a cute maple leaf-shaped tuft above her clit....sweet!

by DaRob August 23, 2007

Clamidaherpasyphilis

The combination of clamidia, herpes, and syphilis....not good.

Dat bitch has clamidaherpasyphilis!...use two condoms hehe.

by resvordog September 23, 2009

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.

Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010