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clam pearl 

A dot-shaped nub enveloped in the pearl canopy for protection against abrasion or overstimulation. Located aloft the flesh lettuce and at the crest of the clam, the clitoris is extremely sensitive and is the primary means for a woman to achieve her squirt (although vaginal orgasms are also possible for some women). When the human female achieves a 'chubby'...or a "Fubby"... the clitoris fills with blood and the many condensed nerve endings become even more sensitive, whereby enough stimulation of the clitoris can result in a female orgasm, which releases the pressure by means of .08 second apart contractions throughout the vulva. aka a giant squirt, resulting in the inevitable snail trail douching.
She had a clam pearl the size of a grape!
clam pearl by Anthony LeVaj December 17, 2008
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Clam's Pearl

The sexual act of placing a testacle into a vagina, preferably when the penis is flacid.
My ball is cold, can I make a clam's pearl?
Clam's Pearl by Shaloami October 16, 2008

Searching the clam for pearl 

Becky was Searching the clam for pearl

Pearl's Clam Lady

Pearl's Clam Lady refers to a woman who weaponizes kindness and using your own actions against you without you knowing, letting you ruin your life all by yourself. They deliberately act like the therapist friend or the helpful friend to use your bad habits or dark secrets against you in the future. They blend in society seamlessly because they are usually subtle with their actions.

The male version of this is called "Orpiment Gentleman"
Beware! She's a Pearl's Clam Lady, she might scheme against you

Searching the clam for a pearl 

To describe a girl masturbating
Becky last night was Searching the clam for a pearl

Pearled clam

When an individual goes sunny side up on a crack head twat and happens to find himself non other than a beautiful crack rock bestowed in the depths of the hookers muff
“Hey bubba I was banging this hooker the other night and i found the most beautiful pearled clam I’ve ever seen while munching her box”

Clamperl 

THE UGLIEST PIECE OF TRASH POKEMON THAT IS UNWANTED, UN-NEEDED, AND SHOULDN'T EXIST. IF YOU KNOW SOME TRASHY-ASS INDIVIDUAL THAT LIKES CLAMPERL, THEN THEY HAVE A FEW BRAINCELLS MISSING, AND BY A FEW I MEAN A FEW THOUSAND. CLAMPERL DESERVES TO ROT IN A DEEP DARK PIT AND NEVER BE SEEN OR HEARD FROM AGAIN.
"Clamperl is the ugliest piece of trash that I will yeet to the Bermuda Triangle for being a disgrace to Pokemon-kind."
Clamperl by xBungleBee June 27, 2018
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