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Pearl's Clam Lady

Pearl's Clam Lady refers to a woman who weaponizes kindness and using your own actions against you without you knowing, letting you ruin your life all by yourself. They deliberately act like the therapist friend or the helpful friend to use your bad habits or dark secrets against you in the future. They blend in society seamlessly because they are usually subtle with their actions.

The male version of this is called "Orpiment Gentleman"
Beware! She's a Pearl's Clam Lady, she might scheme against you