cival war 

Rallying tantrum of low-information Americans engaging in the most American sport: yelling at the TV while clutching ridiculously overpowered firearms in their tiny fists.

Multiple exclamation marks and misspellings indicate higher patriotism.

I will be buying an AR-15 tomorrow, because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020

--Rob Drake, Major League Umpire, via Twitter. October 22, 2019

cival war by Miles Purrower October 26, 2019

American Civil War 

A war fought in the United States, 1861-65, over issues such as state vs. national sovereignty and slavery vs. abolitionism. The two sides consisted of the United States of America (known more commonly as the Union and consisting of fifteen northern states, plus California) and the newly formed Confederate States of America, consisting of eleven southern states who stood for state's rights and slavery. The Union eventually triumphed in 1865 after a long and costly struggle on both sides, and the seceding states were eventually readmitted to the Union. The war has been called the first official modern war, as both sides incorporated telegraph communication, the use of railroads as transportation, the introduction of new military technology such as rifled muskets and ironclad warships and the doctrine of "total war," or war against civilians as well as military personnel. Finally, the war produced such iconic figures in American history as Abraham Lincoln, Robert E. Lee, Ulysses S. Grant (who later became President), Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson, Joshua L. Chamberlain and countless others.

As a side note, many today commonly believe the war was fought over slavery alone. While slavery was eventually used by the Union to justify the war, the issue of state's rights vs. national sovereignty first caused the outbreak of war. There are perhaps thousands of books written on the American Civil War, its cause and its aftermath, so I suggest you read those and get a better understanding of the subject that from what I can tell you.

The American Civil War has been called the noblest and least avoidable conflict up until that point in human history.

American Civil War by Dave the Historian January 11, 2008

Russian Civil War

Da Soviet

Russian Civil War be like

Never gonna give you up

Russian Civil War by Annv June 21, 2021

Civil War 

A war fought between two factions of the same country. Does not have to take place in America in the 1860's.

The British also fough a Civil War.

Civil War by eat_lightbulbs November 18, 2003

Civil War 

Best, shortest definitions possible:
1.) A war between two factions of the same country or nation-state.
2.) The greatest conflict in American history lasting from Spring of 1861 to Summer of 1865.

The Civil War is the defining epic in America's history.

Civil War by The Midwestrn Soldier November 30, 2004

The Bungie Civil War 

also known as The BCW. you want the short or long version? doesn't matter, i'm giving a short version.

February 2021 - a particular bungie employee said "@NobleFourOF ok, what ever, nigger" and deleted it after he (or she if you are a faithless imperial) found out that NobleFourOF got a screenshot of it.

who took who? what took what? factions?

aggression - The New Bungie Empire, furries, destiny 2 players, streamers and shitposters and later on pedophiles
oppression - Halo Rebels, CoD Shitposters, Cyberpunk shitposters, Fallout shitposters (namely ParodyPreston) and TES shitposters (namely UselessLydia , StoneFistGalmar and a hybrid account of UlfricODST)

stirring the pot event - so yeah, obviously it divided many including the Rebels for example the TES community because some supported the New Bungie Empire without knowing what really happened.

May 2021 - reawakening the nightmare of every child. too dramatic? ok, i'll rename it. "turning the negative tide."

yes, that was like a final act against the innocent Rebels. that same racist, furry, groomer bungie employee pulled out his final card. the pedophile card. he got all his pedophile friends to get most of the Rebels suspended. some of these rebels include... BuckButBased , UlfricODST , ParodyPreston , UselessLydia , MaraWithCatEars , Echo_3_1 , ChasingGhosts14 and StormcloakODST where StormcloakODST has been around since 2016.

aftermath? twitter is now a safehouse for pedophiles once more.

man 1 - i don't believe it. The Bungie Civil War was actually real.
man 2 - yeah, and the New Bungie Empire tried to cover it up.
man 3 - i suppose we could boycott destiny 2.
man 2 - seems like we are all branded villains these days.
man 1 - i can't believe Bungie betrayed us all like this.

The Bungie Civil War by StormcloakODST July 16, 2021

YouTube Civil War

A fight that contains immature social media influencers who are not aware of the responsibilities that come with fame.

Omg have you heard the latest drama on the Youtube Civil War!!

YouTube Civil War by youtube wildfire August 9, 2017