cisco'd

to have been randomly humped

Oh, man, you just got cisco'd!

cisco'd by Lala Randox April 29, 2005

Cinco de Mayo'd 

When one person (traditionally a female, but with today's seemingly more lax attidudes towards same-sex encounters, it could be anyone) gets 5-T'd by a posse of mexican bandits.

After a quiet dinner turned into a raucous 3-hour extravaganza of drinking and yelling, they went to the bar to watch, among other things, someone getting Cinco de Mayo'd.

Cinco de Mayo'd by Where's the muffolini September 14, 2012

Cinco de Mayo'd 

When a person generally with a Caucasian stomach eats too much Mexican food and in turn spends more time in the bathroom than usual.

Usually occurs on Cinco de Mayo.

Tommy, Cam, and I headed out to El Oasis for lunch in honor of Cinco de Mayo. Then dinner rolled around and we figured we'd go to Panchero's. A fight over the bathroom ensued. Needless to say we got Cinco de Mayo'd.

Cinco de Mayo'd by Peter the Meter May 5, 2009

Dusty Cisco 

When you nut on a girl's face and then throw some dirt on it.

They were fucking in the park and he gave her a dusty Cisco.

Dusty Cisco by FMNDet August 1, 2010

Dirty Cisco 

When a guy has sex with a dog until it dies , but still continues making babies from its dead body and kicking them in face after almost drowing them in the blood of their mother

oh god ! he saw my dog , its over since his a dirty cisco
hey there do you want to go with us to do dirty cisco ?

Dirty Cisco by Dog (my victim mothers -puppy) April 23, 2020

Cinco de Marcho 

Cinco de Marcho is the official holiday that marks the beginning of the 12-day season where you begin training your liver for St. Patty's Day.
It is properly celebrated by combining the rich traditions of both St. Patty's Day and Cinco de Mayo. Learn more at www.cincodemarcho.com

Did you know that Pepe o'Toole is one of the official mascots of Cinco de Marcho?

Cinco de Marcho by Carlos Fantastico! May 11, 2010

Cinco de Mayo 

1 : literally, the fifth of May

2a : a holiday celebrated by millions of Mexican nationals in America with notable festivity and drunkenness to commemorate their heritage and pride in the greatness of a country they couldn't wait to leave

2b : a holiday celebrated in Mexico by a small number of Mexicans with overwrought sadness and drunkenness to lament their expulsion from America by the Border Patrol <see also, el día de los muertos>

We wildly waved the la Bandera de México at the East LA Cinco de Mayo festival to protest those nasty gringos who won't defund the Border Patrol so they can afford to increase our welfare checks and medical care.

"Happy Cinco de Mayo! Now go kill some Gringo Bastardos!" Jose Angel Gutierrez

Cinco de Mayo by J. Myars May 5, 2009