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Renai Circulation 

That one weeb song you here everywhere. The fourth opening for the Bakemonogatari series.
Weeb 1: Se no!
Demo sonnan ja dame
Mou sonnan ja hora
Kokoro wa shinka suru yo
Motto motto

Weeb 2: OMG IS THAT RENAI CIRCULATION?!?

circumsoction 

The circular indention made by the top of a sock on your calf or ankle.
After wearing my socks all day long, I had a terrible case of circumsoction.
circumsoction by Scott Saunders December 14, 2008

circumstition 

bad reason for cutting a person's genitals. NB most reasons are bad.
He said he'd had his baby cut to look like him. Who'd want to look like him? BAD circumstition!
circumstition by Hugh7 November 30, 2006

renai circulation 

the glorious weeb song me and the men listen to religiously.

it also cures depression.
girlfriend: i bet he's cheating on me!

meanwhile:

me: ready?
the men: *nods*
me and the men: *blasts renai circulation*
renai circulation by miyao November 15, 2020

circumsoction 

The circular indention made by the top of a sock on your calf or ankle.
After wearing my socks all day long, I had a terrible case of circumsoction.
circumsoction by Scott Saunders January 26, 2007

circumsision 

When ones dick skin that surrounds the tip is chopped off so it doesn't look like a carrot
Hey Jim hasn't had a circumsision, his dick looks like a carrot.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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