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chrysanthemum 

A prevailing and pervasive Chinese slang referring to the asshole since their verisimilar figures. Firstly used on the web by slash fans then went householding across the country due to its subtly, vividity and artistry that suits both refined and popular tastes. Usually used between boys when badinaging and mostly strongly relating to an anal sex, which is a form of sex often happens between gays. The most famous collocation is to "explode one's chysanthemum" which means to shove a penis, a dildo, a cob or whatever it is into someone's asshole and get it bloody as a result.
My chrysanthemum itches.
I'm gonna get your chrysanthemum imploded.
Wash your chrysanthemum and wait.
chrysanthemum by Sultry Duckling October 11, 2010

Chrysanthus 

This is a true definition of love and loyalty. A chrysanthus will have your back any day any time and they would never cheat. They’re always cute, soft hearted and caring. A chrysanthus would give you peace of mind
Get yourself a chrysanthus
Chrysanthus by human being February 4, 2020

chrysanthemum 

chrysanthemum

Any of numerous, mostly Eurasian plants of the genus Chrysanthemum in the composite family, many of which are cultivated as ornamentals for their showy, radiate flower heads.
A flower head of one of these plants.
chrysanthemum concrete
chrysanthene
chrysanthemum tea
chrysanthemum by Anonymous October 30, 2003

chrysanthemum clubber 

A foreigner, esp an American, who goes to Japan to find the "true Japan."

"...A type of bloke who comes to japan and just goes mental, yeah? Fucking plane's barely touched down and they're like running about in kimonos and learning the bloody tea ceremony. They have this notion that Japan is all about samurai and geisha and fucking Zen meditation. That's your chrysanthemum clubber. And it's the hardcore chrysanthemum clubbers what always wind up Japan bashers in the end. Three years on, you find them at the Pig and Whistle crying into their Guinness about the barmy school system and how all the kids are nihilist monsters and the men are imperious children and the women are empty-headed vipers and everything here {in Japan} is fucked six ways to Sunday." -- Isaac Adamson from "Kinki Lullaby"

Similar to Wapanese but living in Japan instead of America.
Daft bastard was a card-carrying chrysanthemum clubber if there ever was one.
chrysanthemum clubber by BTW November 3, 2004

Chrysanthemum (kriˈsanTHəməm/krɪˈsænθəməm) 

Definition of chrysanthemum in English:
Chrysanthemum (kriˈsanTHəməm/krɪˈsænθəməm)

NOUNplural noun chrysanthemums

A plant of the daisy family with brightly colored ornamental flowers, existing in many cultivated varieties.
Genera Chrysanthemum or (most cultivated species) Dendranthema, family Compositae

Origin
Mid 16th century (originally denoting the corn marigold): from Latin, from Greek khrusanthemon, from khrusos ‘gold’ + anthemon ‘flower’.

Pronunciation
chrysanthemum
/kriˈsanTHəməm/ /krɪˈsænθəməm/
‘I went upstairs on the roof and sat among the potted plants, among the violets and chrysanthemums and marigolds and daisies.’
‘Vegetable harvest coincides with bright autumn foliage, chrysanthemums, asters and sedum.’
‘Those inspired by the Far East included stylized water lilies, chrysanthemums, peonies, prunus blossoms, wisteria, and wild roses, as well as birds and insects.’
‘Many flowers are edible, the most common culinary varieties being calendula, chrysanthemum, daylily, nasturtium, pansy, violet and zucchini.’
‘The main crops produced were roses, mimosas, carnations and chrysanthemums, as ornamental non-edible plants, and tomato, lettuce and basil, as edible ones.’
‘If you have a history of allergy to daisies, ragweed, marigolds, chrysanthemums, or related plants, you may be more at risk of having an allergic reaction to echinacea.’
‘Planted along with traditional peonies, irises and chrysanthemums, are lupines, veronicas and Canterbury bells, a contemporary feature rarely seen in Japanese gardens.’
‘You no doubt have heard of cloth houses being used to grow many plants commercially, in particular chrysanthemums, asters, snapdragons, and occasionally roses.’

Chrysanthemum (kriˈsanTHəməm/krɪˈsænθəməm)

Lady Chrysanthemum 

An LGBTQ+ person who is a hopeless romantic and tends to show their feelings. In other words, they wear "a rainbow heart on their sleeve".

Term comes from the song "Lady Chrysanthemum" by the Digital Renaissance Woman.
"Have you met Grace? She's a Lady Chrysanthemum if I've ever seen one."
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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