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Chrysanthus 

This is a true definition of love and loyalty. A chrysanthus will have your back any day any time and they would never cheat. They’re always cute, soft hearted and caring. A chrysanthus would give you peace of mind
Get yourself a chrysanthus
Chrysanthus by human being February 4, 2020
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Chrysanthe 

The most radiant & stunningly beautiful woman (inside and out) that this world has ever known.

The perfect friend and soul mate. She will blow you away from the day you meet her till the day you die. She will never let you down.

Chrysanthe is one of a kind, an Angel to which there is no Parrallel.
I would be nothing at all without Chrysanthe
perfect friend beautiful divine angel soul mate
Chrysanthe by WifeySL February 2, 2010

chrysanthemum 

A prevailing and pervasive Chinese slang referring to the asshole since their verisimilar figures. Firstly used on the web by slash fans then went householding across the country due to its subtly, vividity and artistry that suits both refined and popular tastes. Usually used between boys when badinaging and mostly strongly relating to an anal sex, which is a form of sex often happens between gays. The most famous collocation is to "explode one's chysanthemum" which means to shove a penis, a dildo, a cob or whatever it is into someone's asshole and get it bloody as a result.
My chrysanthemum itches.
I'm gonna get your chrysanthemum imploded.
Wash your chrysanthemum and wait.
chrysanthemum by Sultry Duckling October 11, 2010

chrysanthi 

A cool asss friend who will always be there when you are down and a greek meaning for flower
Chrysanthi you are the bestest friend in the world

Chrysanthe 

A very kind person who does good for the world and makes everyone happy and no one can get enough of her, she is pleasant to be around with and is the goat at everything!
Girl 1: Chrysanthe called the ambulance, when I broke my arm.
Girl 2: It doesn't surprise me, she always does the right thing.

Chrisanthos

Commonly referred to as Chris, or Hollywood Chris. A man, usually of Greek origin, that is very well-endowed. A sexy english accent is common among Chrsanthos'. He's a charming young fella but may occasionally have a douchey moment. He's quick witted and likes taking the piss. He averages about 165 pounds and is usually 100% pure muscle. They excel at games such as rock paper scissors and have a knack for picking up new things. He's confident and self assured but likes the praise of women especially those from Canada, in particular, ones named Angela of whom he longs for every night. In addition to his attractive appearance, and confident swagger Chrisanthos' can be quite sensitve, they enjoy classic films and have a soft spot for romantic tear jerkers, particularly those emotional airport scenes. This is why, when dealing with a Chrisanthos you must ALWAYS be waiting to greet them with open arms when they arrive at an airport or you will feel forever indebted to them because they have a sly way of laying on guilt trips. All in all Chrisanthos' are like needles in haystacks so when you find one...... DON'T LEAVE THEM AT THE AIRPORT!
"aww look at that hot guy waiting all alone at the airport... his name must be Chrisanthos."

You've got to see a Chrisanthos' 'package'
Chrisanthos by angmmm February 4, 2010

chrysanthemum 

chrysanthemum

Any of numerous, mostly Eurasian plants of the genus Chrysanthemum in the composite family, many of which are cultivated as ornamentals for their showy, radiate flower heads.
A flower head of one of these plants.
chrysanthemum concrete
chrysanthene
chrysanthemum tea
chrysanthemum by Anonymous October 30, 2003
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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