chweek 

1. (verb) The shrill squeek-like sound that a rabid, vicious wild chawk emits when confronted. Great caution must be used when approaching a rabid chawk, for they may go on nonsensical and illogical tirades when least expected. It can periodically be difficult to comprehend the communications emissions of a wild chawk, for they are not very skilled at using standard computing input devices.

2. (noun) Sometimes referring to a wild chawk in and of itself.

"Damn, that's a fine specimen over there. Listen to it chweek, Phil. Phil? What the hell are you doing?"

chweek by Chweekmaster 3000 January 1, 2004

pinched cheek shuffle 

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.

The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

pinched cheek shuffle by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

cheeks in the air 

v. When a person, typically a male youth, overcompensates for low socioeconomic status by listening to hard rock or rap and getting tattoos, attempting to portray himself as an alpha male, when in fact he is subservient in the business world due to his poor education and low IQ. He is, in essence, socially and economically subservient, despite his outward rebellion. Hence the phrase: his cheeks are in the air.

Bob: "That dude is always trying to act hard, but he's stuck in this fast food joint working for the man with his cheeks in the air."

Jeremy: "True dat, homie. Word."

cheeks in the air by Prankster November 8, 2016

cheeky little sausage 

Smart-ass or a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything.

- Pr0V1nc3

Well aren't you just a cheeky little sausage.

cheeky little sausage by Pr0V1nc3 February 18, 2018

Cheeky ferret 

Someone who causes mischief.

Some cheeky ferret snatched my wallet. Glob dang it, Danny!

Cheeky ferret by zimmygirl777 March 11, 2023

Heart on Your Cheek 

To wear your heart on your cheek is the opposite of wearing your heart on your sleeve.

A person who wears their heart on their cheek keeps their true emotions hidden, usually to keep themselves from getting hurt and/ or to hurt others.

This term is from the song 'How to be a Heartbreaker' by Marina and The Diamonds.

"Rule number three, wear your heart on your cheek
But never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat."

Heart on Your Cheek by Storm Kitsune September 16, 2014

Cheek Plow 

A device used to separate an obese individual's ass cheeks. This device is employed during medical procedures such as rectal exams, hernia removal, etc. The device is often equipped with a sprayer that "mists" coconut or other fragrances to make the overwhelming stench bearable.

"Nurse can you hand me the cheek plow. I have several layers of blubber that I need to peel back to get to this guy's anus."

Cheek Plow by F. Sulkaman December 27, 2007