chuteng

When a person finds out they are gay and decides to fake that they are straight.

Yo! Did you see that guy, he's kinda nice looking, do you think he's a chuteng?

by ArabGniznet July 26, 2017

Chuting

When an individual lays on their stomach and pretends that they are parachuting.

I was chuting last night just for Daily Grace.

by erunks August 2, 2011

Blue Chuting

Used in times of extreme desperation; the act of shoving a genie’s lamp up ones ass to get at least one wish.

OMG ... I think Todd is over there in the corner having a seizure. Karen No - he didn’t get home until 4:30 this morning and is over there blue chuting hoping for a pass.

by jbcase01 December 7, 2020

chumeng

a buff, handsome, smart, and Asian gentleman that everybody wants to be and is jealous of. Everybody hates on him e.g. John Fry.

John Fry hates on chumeng because he wants to be him

by zhengchu May 5, 2009

chuting

The act of connecting a hollow cylinder between two individuals' anuses, whereupon one of the two parties defecates. The resultant excrement is then slid variously between and into the anuses of both parties through alterations in the elevation of the tube.

"Bob and I went out chuting last weekend--never have I felt so alive!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

chumeng

a fat, usually asian, nerd who has no life and spends most of the time pretending that he is someone (aka Derron Williams).

Srop eating or youkk ve a chumeng!

by henmo June 27, 2007

Chufeng

The coolest guy around, drowning in pussy, and always with the cool kids. Pretty rare to find, can often be found playing Overwatch and watching Anime.

"Damn, that Chufeng always has girls around him"

by Micro-Oneo January 30, 2017