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When a person finds out they are gay and decides to fake that they are straight.
Yo! Did you see that guy, he's kinda nice looking, do you think he's a chuteng?
chuteng by ArabGniznet July 26, 2017
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When an individual lays on their stomach and pretends that they are parachuting.
I was chuting last night just for Daily Grace.
Chuting by erunks August 2, 2011
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Blue Chuting 

Used in times of extreme desperation; the act of shoving a genie’s lamp up ones ass to get at least one wish.
OMG ... I think Todd is over there in the corner having a seizure. Karen No - he didn’t get home until 4:30 this morning and is over there blue chuting hoping for a pass.
Blue Chuting by jbcase01 December 7, 2020
a buff, handsome, smart, and Asian gentleman that everybody wants to be and is jealous of. Everybody hates on him e.g. John Fry.
John Fry hates on chumeng because he wants to be him
chumeng by zhengchu May 5, 2009
The act of connecting a hollow cylinder between two individuals' anuses, whereupon one of the two parties defecates. The resultant excrement is then slid variously between and into the anuses of both parties through alterations in the elevation of the tube.
"Bob and I went out chuting last weekend--never have I felt so alive!"
chuting by Murph February 19, 2004
a fat, usually asian, nerd who has no life and spends most of the time pretending that he is someone (aka Derron Williams).
Srop eating or youkk ve a chumeng!
chumeng by henmo June 27, 2007
The coolest guy around, drowning in pussy, and always with the cool kids. Pretty rare to find, can often be found playing Overwatch and watching Anime.
"Damn, that Chufeng always has girls around him"
Chufeng by Micro-Oneo January 30, 2017
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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