Murph's definitions

barney

n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture

We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.

by Murph May 13, 2005

Penis Colada

Semen

Say girl, you want some penis colada?

by Murph January 16, 2003

geese

mike g, thegeese

is geese gonna make the reservations or what?

by Murph April 4, 2004

blocka

Nonsense word used when mimicking someone of a different, non-English speaking nationality, usually Arabs.

''I asked the cab driver for my change and he gave me an odd look and was all ''Blocka blocka blocka''.

by murph May 13, 2005

Duct Tape

1. It holds the universe together.

"Duct tape holds all things together."

by murph November 4, 2003

scone

A type of cake. Should be pronounced "scone" to rhyme with "gone" not "scone" to rhyme with "cone" unless you are an upper-class nancy boy.

Time for some lovely tea and scones. Tip-top!

by Murph March 18, 2004

Rooster

Also known as Cock, a Rooster is an exterier organ of the male

Dane loves the Rooster!

by Murph January 5, 2004