sketed

1. N- The state of being more drunk than anyone on the planet, surpassing even what were thought to be previously unattainable limits; state of drunkness that is beyond comprehension; the effect if which is causing someone to say "Man, can't get any drunker than that,"...and proving them wrong.
1. Damn, did you see Joe last night, he got sketed off of 3/4 a bottle of whiskey.
by Murph April 21, 2005
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shizzlebang

like a girl has to have a little shizzlebang
by Murph February 21, 2004
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geese

mike g, thegeese
is geese gonna make the reservations or what?
by Murph April 04, 2004
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ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe
"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."
by murph November 05, 2003
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two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.
He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.
by murph January 26, 2005
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mauster

v.

1. The act of kissing.
2. The act of having sex.
3. The act of anything in-between.
4. Informal. Fooling around.
5. Slang. Fucking.

Credited to NauCe for iventing this word.
they went into the bedroom to mauster
by Murph January 11, 2005
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ph0wnd

did you see my cell bill? shit i got ph0wnd.

did you see steve's bitch ph0wnd him last night and gave him a black eye?
by Murph April 04, 2004
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