Murph's definitions

FC

Fire Crotch, One who has Red pubic hair and red hair atop their head.

What is up my* fellow FC? *Narator having Red Hair

by Murph January 5, 2004

geese

mike g, thegeese

is geese gonna make the reservations or what?

by Murph April 4, 2004

ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe

"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."

by murph November 5, 2003

two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

by murph January 26, 2005

sow's ear

n. Vagina

"Ol' Bobby made a silk purse outta me sow's ear!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

Duct Tape

1. It holds the universe together.

"Duct tape holds all things together."

by murph November 4, 2003

blocka

Nonsense word used when mimicking someone of a different, non-English speaking nationality, usually Arabs.

''I asked the cab driver for my change and he gave me an odd look and was all ''Blocka blocka blocka''.

by murph May 13, 2005