29 definitions by Murph

Maguero

A person that is super cool and has a huge dick

I'm a maguero

by Murph November 16, 2014

mauster

v.

1. The act of kissing.
2. The act of having sex.
3. The act of anything in-between.
4. Informal. Fooling around.
5. Slang. Fucking.

Credited to NauCe for iventing this word.

they went into the bedroom to mauster

by Murph January 12, 2005

shizzlebang

that extra something

like a girl has to have a little shizzlebang

by Murph February 21, 2004

Cream of Meat

Semen

She licked up all of my cream of meat...

by Murph January 16, 2003

Rooster

Also known as Cock, a Rooster is an exterier organ of the male

Dane loves the Rooster!

by Murph January 6, 2004

Alex Rodriguez

1. (v) To slap

2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips

3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out

1. What a pansy Alex Rodriguez is, did you just see him SLAP another man...

2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple

3. Get over yourself, you suck

by Murph April 19, 2005

two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

by Murph January 27, 2005