Murph's definitions

shizzlebang

that extra something

like a girl has to have a little shizzlebang

by Murph February 21, 2004

sketed

1. N- The state of being more drunk than anyone on the planet, surpassing even what were thought to be previously unattainable limits; state of drunkness that is beyond comprehension; the effect if which is causing someone to say "Man, can't get any drunker than that,"...and proving them wrong.

1. Damn, did you see Joe last night, he got sketed off of 3/4 a bottle of whiskey.

by Murph April 21, 2005

Penis Colada

Semen

Say girl, you want some penis colada?

by Murph January 16, 2003

barney

n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture

We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.

by Murph May 13, 2005

ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe

"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."

by murph November 5, 2003

ph0wnd

a combination of phone and ownd.

did you see my cell bill? shit i got ph0wnd.

did you see steve's bitch ph0wnd him last night and gave him a black eye?

by Murph April 4, 2004

Rooster

Also known as Cock, a Rooster is an exterier organ of the male

Dane loves the Rooster!

by Murph January 5, 2004