ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe

"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."

by murph November 05, 2003

geese

mike g, thegeese

is geese gonna make the reservations or what?

by Murph April 04, 2004

two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

by murph January 26, 2005

Cream of Meat

Semen

She licked up all of my cream of meat...

by Murph July 01, 2006

Maguero

A person that is super cool and has a huge dick

I'm a maguero

by MURPH November 16, 2014

mauster

v.

1. The act of kissing.
2. The act of having sex.
3. The act of anything in-between.
4. Informal. Fooling around.
5. Slang. Fucking.

Credited to NauCe for iventing this word.

they went into the bedroom to mauster

by Murph January 11, 2005

blocka

Nonsense word used when mimicking someone of a different, non-English speaking nationality, usually Arabs.

''I asked the cab driver for my change and he gave me an odd look and was all ''Blocka blocka blocka''.

by murph May 13, 2005