Murph's definitions

Charp

To turn something on for the purpose of listening to music.

Hey, charp the radio because my show's about to come on.

by murph March 25, 2003

Cream of Meat

Semen

She licked up all of my cream of meat...

by Murph July 1, 2006

Maguero

A person that is super cool and has a huge dick

I'm a maguero

by MURPH November 16, 2014

sow's ear

n. Vagina

"Ol' Bobby made a silk purse outta me sow's ear!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe

"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."

by murph November 5, 2003

two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

by murph January 26, 2005

FC

Fire Crotch, One who has Red pubic hair and red hair atop their head.

What is up my* fellow FC? *Narator having Red Hair

by Murph January 5, 2004