Murph's definitions

window shopping

1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.

2. actually shopping for new windows

3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district

1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"

2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"

3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"

by Murph August 9, 2006

Alex Rodriguez

1. (v) To slap

2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips

3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out

1. What a pansy Alex Rodriguez is, did you just see him SLAP another man...

2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple

3. Get over yourself, you suck

by Murph April 18, 2005

sketed

1. N- The state of being more drunk than anyone on the planet, surpassing even what were thought to be previously unattainable limits; state of drunkness that is beyond comprehension; the effect if which is causing someone to say "Man, can't get any drunker than that,"...and proving them wrong.

1. Damn, did you see Joe last night, he got sketed off of 3/4 a bottle of whiskey.

by Murph April 21, 2005

Maguero

A person that is super cool and has a huge dick

I'm a maguero

by MURPH November 16, 2014

blocka

Nonsense word used when mimicking someone of a different, non-English speaking nationality, usually Arabs.

''I asked the cab driver for my change and he gave me an odd look and was all ''Blocka blocka blocka''.

by murph May 13, 2005

mauster

v.

1. The act of kissing.
2. The act of having sex.
3. The act of anything in-between.
4. Informal. Fooling around.
5. Slang. Fucking.

Credited to NauCe for iventing this word.

they went into the bedroom to mauster

by Murph January 11, 2005

two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

by murph January 26, 2005