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window shopping

1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.

2. actually shopping for new windows

3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district
1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"

2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"

3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"
by Murph August 9, 2006
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Alex Rodriguez

1. (v) To slap

2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips

3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out
1. What a pansy Alex Rodriguez is, did you just see him SLAP another man...

2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple

3. Get over yourself, you suck
by Murph April 18, 2005
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sketed

1. N- The state of being more drunk than anyone on the planet, surpassing even what were thought to be previously unattainable limits; state of drunkness that is beyond comprehension; the effect if which is causing someone to say "Man, can't get any drunker than that,"...and proving them wrong.
1. Damn, did you see Joe last night, he got sketed off of 3/4 a bottle of whiskey.
by Murph April 21, 2005
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Maguero

A person that is super cool and has a huge dick
I'm a maguero
by MURPH November 16, 2014
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Duct Tape

1. It holds the universe together.
"Duct tape holds all things together."
by murph November 4, 2003
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ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe
"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."
by murph November 5, 2003
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blocka

Nonsense word used when mimicking someone of a different, non-English speaking nationality, usually Arabs.
''I asked the cab driver for my change and he gave me an odd look and was all ''Blocka blocka blocka''.
by murph May 13, 2005
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