29 definitions by Murph

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To turn something on for the purpose of listening to music.
Hey, charp the radio because my show's about to come on.
by Murph March 25, 2003
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1. (v) To slap

2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips

3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out
1. What a pansy Alex Rodriguez is, did you just see him SLAP another man...

2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple

3. Get over yourself, you suck
by Murph April 18, 2005
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The act of connecting a hollow cylinder between two individuals' anuses, whereupon one of the two parties defecates. The resultant excrement is then slid variously between and into the anuses of both parties through alterations in the elevation of the tube.
"Bob and I went out chuting last weekend--never have I felt so alive!"
by Murph February 19, 2004
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1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe
"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."
by Murph November 05, 2003
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n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture
We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.
by Murph February 22, 2005
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a: An angry ignorant person.

b: When a person is willing to fight or argue for something not knowing what it is they're fighting for.

c: A belligerant sort of ignorance.
by Murph January 16, 2003
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v.

1. The act of kissing.
2. The act of having sex.
3. The act of anything in-between.
4. Informal. Fooling around.
5. Slang. Fucking.

Credited to NauCe for iventing this word.
they went into the bedroom to mauster
by Murph January 11, 2005
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