Murph's definitions

geese

mike g, thegeese

is geese gonna make the reservations or what?

by Murph April 4, 2004

ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe

"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."

by murph November 5, 2003

two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

by murph January 26, 2005

sow's ear

n. Vagina

"Ol' Bobby made a silk purse outta me sow's ear!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

shizzlebang

that extra something

like a girl has to have a little shizzlebang

by Murph February 21, 2004

sketed

1. N- The state of being more drunk than anyone on the planet, surpassing even what were thought to be previously unattainable limits; state of drunkness that is beyond comprehension; the effect if which is causing someone to say "Man, can't get any drunker than that,"...and proving them wrong.

1. Damn, did you see Joe last night, he got sketed off of 3/4 a bottle of whiskey.

by Murph April 21, 2005

barney

n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture

We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.

by Murph May 13, 2005