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chumslick 

Pungent, smelly vagina. Usually denoting the presence of something to be later cleared up by antibiotics. The origin can be traced to the streak of grey slime left on the top of your johnson after hiding the salami in a 'trich' infected wench, and it's probable similarity in smell to cut-up dead fish parts used to lure sharks into surrounding waters.
1) "I wouldn't touch her with your dick, she's sportin a real chumslick down there..."

2) "Whew, that's one wicked chumslick."
chumslick by CarbonCrappie March 17, 2009
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cumstickle

When the male cums over his own testicles while watching big women having sex with balloons and icecream.
Oh daaayuumm, I had the best cumstickle when my mom was in the room.
cumstickle by Hemmin January 16, 2009

Cumstick 

A cumstick is basically a meat stick so uh yeah cumstick eat a cumstick
Dary: Hey bro i got cumsticks
Patty: Sick! Can i have one?
Willy: i’ll give you rice krispies for a cumstick
Dary: deal.
Cumstick by DoritoDoS February 15, 2019

cumstick 

Derogatory name for a mozzarella stick
those are some nasty cumsticks.
cumstick by Hogrim August 21, 2004

chumpstick 

1. (n.) An unseasonably gullible individual that falls for even the most outlandish of pranks and jokes.

2. (n.) The characteristic skin flush that spreads along the cheeks of an embarrassed individual after realizing that he or she has just been conned.
1. "Man, she's such a chumpstick that she even believed the story about how I met Santa Claus in Rio last March."

2. "She was so embarrassed after I pointed out how long her arms really are that two bright red chumpsticks appeared on her cheeks."
chumpstick by Crystal's mom January 27, 2007
Imagine a stick of deodorant, but with a chud replacing the pasty stuff. A Chud is a short fat potato shit. So think of a potato stuffed into a speed stick case, but shit instead.
"That guy smells like a pasty b-hole"
"He must of used his chudstick this morning"
Chudstick by I Love Chuds January 11, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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