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chumslick 

Pungent, smelly vagina. Usually denoting the presence of something to be later cleared up by antibiotics. The origin can be traced to the streak of grey slime left on the top of your johnson after hiding the salami in a 'trich' infected wench, and it's probable similarity in smell to cut-up dead fish parts used to lure sharks into surrounding waters.
1) "I wouldn't touch her with your dick, she's sportin a real chumslick down there..."

2) "Whew, that's one wicked chumslick."



chumslick by CarbonCrappie March 17, 2009
Words you can keep
distantly related to and resembling the cowlick- most famously showcased in "There's Something About Mary". One might best describe a cumlick as a product of ignorance and necessity. Improvisation in this instance was not an effective practice as cum should not replace your everyday hair gel.
Cameron Diaz sported a cumlick in "There's Something About mary" after mistaking cum on Ben Stiller's ear for hair gel and applying it to her blonde locks.
Cumlick by M&E April 29, 2008

chubsickle 

Someone who is fat, or overwait. An Obesse person.
Scott is a chubsickle
chubsickle by fishstyx August 31, 2006
A cumlicker is an individual either male or female who performs long or short sessions of oral or lots of hot sexy bang bang fuck y fucky with their partner. When the male ejaculates or explodes like a rocket the woman or man if the male is gay will lick it and slurp it like a lollipop. On a females side the male or female with lick all the juicy pussy goodness up like the apple filling out of a piece of poonani pie.
That bitch slurped my knob then was a cumlicker when she sucked my dick.
cumlicker by MYdirtysecret November 6, 2006
One who is better than a cumslut in societies eyes, but is much more addicted to cum.
That girl Daria is Swazz's cumsickle
cumsickle by ilikeweener February 26, 2012
shark week's famous shark-attracting bait, a 4 ton frozen mass made up of fish carcasses. chumsicle can be used to define the sex habits of sharks and as a sexually suggestive word to humans.
1. "that shark really fed on that night-time chumsicle!"
2. "The debris coming off the chumsicle is enough to send the sharks in a frenzy... The chumsicle comes out with ease"
3. "see how the chumsicle plays out with a known feeder!"
4. "as soon as one shark starts gnawing at the chumsicle the other skarks start to get excited and start gnawing too"
chumsicle by sharkweek313 August 10, 2010
It's when you cum in your old ladies bellybutton and then put a toothpick in it and wait for it to dry then she or you pull it out and eat it.
I came in her bellybutton and she made a cumsickle and ate it
cumsickle by lunchbox#1 July 11, 2012
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