chumpstick 

1. (n.) An unseasonably gullible individual that falls for even the most outlandish of pranks and jokes.

2. (n.) The characteristic skin flush that spreads along the cheeks of an embarrassed individual after realizing that he or she has just been conned.

1. "Man, she's such a chumpstick that she even believed the story about how I met Santa Claus in Rio last March."

2. "She was so embarrassed after I pointed out how long her arms really are that two bright red chumpsticks appeared on her cheeks."

chumpstick by Crystal's mom January 27, 2007

I've just ran out of chapstick

People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.

"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."

I've just ran out of chapstick by berries.and.cream September 7, 2021

Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian who presents somewhere between masculine and feminine, often dressing in comfortable or sensible clothing
See also: Lipstick Lesbian

Amelé is a chapstick lesbian, she couldn't care less about seeming masc or femme

Chapstick Lesbian by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019

Chapstick Bisexual 

Similar to Chapstick Lesbian

A bisexual identifying female (who dates whomever the hell she wants), cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen. Glam, nerd, etc. She is all of it at once and doesn't take shit.

#1: I can't quite put my finger on her style.

#2: That's because she's a chapstick bisexual. She does what she wants.

Chapstick Bisexual by OliveOyle November 16, 2017

Cherry Chapstick 

A red or enlarged clit, due to sexual stimulation.

"I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick," said Katy.

Cherry Chapstick by a funky little lesbian September 8, 2020

Chumastik 

regarded with especial kindness, love and tenderness.
There are 2 chumastics in this world

Chum i am your Chumastik.

Chumastik by Chumastik June 13, 2012

chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen.

I prefer Chapstick over lipstick because the former is actually useful. Chapstick Lesbian, baby.

chapstick lesbian by rdlez4lyfe June 18, 2006