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Chudwaffle 

the act of shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing the lid
my girlfriend cheated on my so i turned left her the result of my chudwaffle

chudmuffler 

One who enjoys sucking fecal matter out of another's anal tract.
"Jon is a weird guy, I hear he is a chudmuffler."
chudmuffler by Andy! November 24, 2006

chodewaffle

when its really cold outside and your chode starts to get hard and cold like a waffle
Damn dude its cold outside!! I'm starting to develop a mad case of chodewaffle
chodewaffle by will moghanloo September 11, 2006
A combination of chicken and waffles. A shorter, catchy term being integrated into the negro community.
Bob : I could really go for some chicken and waffles right now!

Tyrone: Nigga I feel that, lets go get some chwaffles.
Chwaffles by RedHotNegro August 1, 2013

cumwaffle 

A rather douchy douchebag, also known as colin
Did you hear that colin is a MAJOOORRRR cumwaffle???
cumwaffle by jamessss12342 October 16, 2008

Cutwaffle 

When someone is being a cunt and twat at the same time. Most of the time you want to throw a chancla at them so they can stop being a FUCKTARD
Alicia is being a cutwaffle because she is always bitchy and like to start shit.
Cutwaffle by 23xo October 30, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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