chodewaffle

when its really cold outside and your chode starts to get hard and cold like a waffle

Damn dude its cold outside!! I'm starting to develop a mad case of chodewaffle

chodewaffle by will moghanloo September 11, 2006

chudwaffle 

What you are called by the highwaymen in the prison in far cry new dawn

"your new name is... Chudwaffle go to your workstation Chudwaffle!"

chudwaffle by Digger naggot January 19, 2020

Chudwaffle 

the act of shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing the lid

my girlfriend cheated on my so i turned left her the result of my chudwaffle

Chudwaffle by karrington von schnitzel June 1, 2020

ChocoWafflePress 

Shi**ing in a girls mouth, slamming her mouth shut ( to imitate that of closing a waffle press) .. then proceeding to throw the girl in the oven to cook dem waffles

Ok girl you better shit up before i turn you into my chocowafflepress

ChocoWafflePress by Thatbii December 3, 2019

chode waffle 

The chode waffle is a short fat female creature having the body of an overweight dwarf and the vagina of a blue waffle victim. this saying can be reserved for the rankest of small fat chicks, but also works either way, pretty much if you're called a chode waffle, you're undisputably putrid and a blot to female society.

Amy siddall is an absolute chode waffle! she smells like road kill and is wearing the same clothes from two weeks ago. Fat Chode waffle

chode waffle by John ashby July 27, 2010

ChodeGoffler 

A male who laughs as someone getting hit in his penis then continued to get nailed in his big fat girthy dick.

Dude, stop laughing at me you ChodeGoffler!

ChodeGoffler by Girthy Dick October 19, 2017