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chudwaffle 

What you are called by the highwaymen in the prison in far cry new dawn
"your new name is... Chudwaffle go to your workstation Chudwaffle!"
chudwaffle by Digger naggot January 19, 2020

Chudwaffle 

the act of shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing the lid
my girlfriend cheated on my so i turned left her the result of my chudwaffle

ChocoWafflePress 

Shi**ing in a girls mouth, slamming her mouth shut ( to imitate that of closing a waffle press) .. then proceeding to throw the girl in the oven to cook dem waffles
Ok girl you better shit up before i turn you into my chocowafflepress
ChocoWafflePress by Thatbii December 3, 2019

chode waffle 

The chode waffle is a short fat female creature having the body of an overweight dwarf and the vagina of a blue waffle victim. this saying can be reserved for the rankest of small fat chicks, but also works either way, pretty much if you're called a chode waffle, you're undisputably putrid and a blot to female society.
Amy siddall is an absolute chode waffle! she smells like road kill and is wearing the same clothes from two weeks ago. Fat Chode waffle
chode waffle by John ashby July 27, 2010

ChodeGoffler 

A male who laughs as someone getting hit in his penis then continued to get nailed in his big fat girthy dick.
Dude, stop laughing at me you ChodeGoffler!
ChodeGoffler by Girthy Dick October 19, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026