Chudoinis. This is used in place of the words "What are you doing?" Easier to type and text. Also less syllables. It's a win all around.
Jake:"Ay' Elwood! Chudoinis tonight?"
Elwood: "Fixin' to go over to my lady's house so I can grease my pork sword."
Jake: "Oh, say word son. The Cubs gunna' win tonight?"
Elwood: "Oh hell yeah. "
To follow someone with the intent of making them like you, the usual result being that the center of your affection becomes annoyed with you. Best described as "When you become so obsessed with someone that you cock-block yourself".