chuck muffin

somebody thats gay and don't know it yet.

That dude name harmen is a chuck muffin.

by em12 April 17, 2008

chuck-muffin

A corn bread muffin. This is a delicious treat which is essentially sweetened corn bread in the shape of a muffin.

Pass the chuck-muffins because I am starving.

by Nick Hibbeler April 9, 2008

chuck-muffin

noun
(see chuck)
A woman you are willing to sacrifice a mere five minutes to 'chuck' over (i.e. masturbate)

"Jade Chester's a real chuck-muffin!"
"I'd like to feast on that chuck-muffin!"
"This muffin's absorbing valuable chuck-time!"

by Dominic June 4, 2004

Chuck a muffin

To chuck a muffin means to laugh heartily.

"Haha shut up you will make me chuck a muffin!"
Sam did the most stupid dance, it made everyone chuck muffins.
"Skins rules, I was chucking muffins all through it!"

by Zac Alex McInnes Blakemore December 17, 2008

Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying.

by Kuk March 30, 2008

Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying

by Kuk March 27, 2008

cuck muffin

A right wing, conservative, or Nazi power bottom.

Richard Spencer is my cuck muffin.

by Whoevertypedthatbsup August 19, 2017