Chrimp 

A person that is both exceedingly tall and skinny with small eyes that resemble those of a shrimp (shrimp eyes). Often a "Chrimp" will be over 6 feet tall but weigh under 130 lbs.

Actors John Hawkes and DJ Qualls. Historical figure Abraham Lincoln.

"Make sure you roll your car windows all the way up or a chrimpy mother fucker will reach through that crack and get your shit!"

"My friend is such a chrimp he makes pants out of dryer hose."

"That guy is so chrimpy his fingers look like pool ques"

Chrimp by Octagonatron July 6, 2009

CHRIMP 

Acronym. Consolidated Hazardous Material Reutilization and Inventory Management Program. CHRIMP is a successful methodology to achieve life-cycle hazardous material control and management (HMC&M) and pollution prevention at the command and faciity levels. The Navy CHRIMP manual provides a standardized approach and guidance fo the development and implementation of centralized HMC&M practices that result in reductions of hazardous material that is procured, stocked, distributed, and eventually disposed as hazardous waste.

"What do we do with this expired HAZMAT?"
"Take it to the CHRIMP center, they handle all the incoming and outgoing hazmat on base."

CHRIMP by CHRIMP Chimp September 7, 2013

Chrimp 

To 'pimp' something in a Christmas like fashion.

That house was really 'chrimped' up.

Chrimp by Goughie December 16, 2008

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.

The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r by papaboy March 1, 2013

Chimpy Toes 

Chimpy Toes - Often referred to as the Flame Foot or Fire Foot, this toe type is characterised by a protruding second toe, which is even larger than the big toe. Normally found in the female population of Stafford, you can clearly make out the extensive toe as they swing from the trees using them to grip branches or pick fleas from each others hair...
In 1987 the phrase "Chimp Toe Job" was first used in the adult film industry.... Later on the more famous "Camel Toe" surfaced...

Look at that bird there - I bet she's a swinger...
How do you know?
By her Chimpy Toes...

Chimpy Toes by MoreBeer November 27, 2020

Pimp chimpin

A “movement” for when your with the boys and ur chillin y’all are pimp chimpin.

Jack: “Yo what’s up John.”
John: ”yo the boys are here we pimp chimpin in here bro you should come over.”

Pimp chimpin by G pizzup February 24, 2020

CHIMP OUT 

An aggressive and violent outburst by a black person, such as tantrums of chimpanzees or baboons straight out of National Geographic's nature shows.

O.J. really did chimp out with Nicole by slashing her throat.

CHIMP OUT by O. W. Tongueincheek February 13, 2023