Chrimp 

A person that is both exceedingly tall and skinny with small eyes that resemble those of a shrimp (shrimp eyes). Often a "Chrimp" will be over 6 feet tall but weigh under 130 lbs.

Actors John Hawkes and DJ Qualls. Historical figure Abraham Lincoln.

"Make sure you roll your car windows all the way up or a chrimpy mother fucker will reach through that crack and get your shit!"

"My friend is such a chrimp he makes pants out of dryer hose."

"That guy is so chrimpy his fingers look like pool ques"

Chrimp by Octagonatron July 6, 2009

CHRIMP 

Acronym. Consolidated Hazardous Material Reutilization and Inventory Management Program. CHRIMP is a successful methodology to achieve life-cycle hazardous material control and management (HMC&M) and pollution prevention at the command and faciity levels. The Navy CHRIMP manual provides a standardized approach and guidance fo the development and implementation of centralized HMC&M practices that result in reductions of hazardous material that is procured, stocked, distributed, and eventually disposed as hazardous waste.

"What do we do with this expired HAZMAT?"
"Take it to the CHRIMP center, they handle all the incoming and outgoing hazmat on base."

CHRIMP by CHRIMP Chimp September 7, 2013

Chrimp 

To 'pimp' something in a Christmas like fashion.

That house was really 'chrimped' up.

Chrimp by Goughie December 16, 2008

Chrimp

The sound is the sound cheetahs make , close to a bird chirp but still not quite there yet

Person 1 : haha did you know that cheetahs chirp

Person 2 : they chrimp

Person 1 : ... What ?

Person 2 : yeah ...

Chrimp by Qahtan June 28, 2026

Chrimp

The sound is cheetahs make , close to a bird chirp and a housecat meow

Person 1 : haha did you know that cheetahs chirp

Person 2 : they chrimp

Person 1 : ... What ?

Person 2 : yeah ...

Chrimp by Qahtan June 28, 2026

Chrimp

The sound that cheetahs make , close to a hybrid between a bird chirp and a housecat meow

Person 1 : haha did you know that cheetahs chirp

Person 2 : they chrimp

Person 1 : ... What ?

Person 2 : yeah ...

Chrimp by Qahtan June 28, 2026

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.

The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r by papaboy March 1, 2013