Christy's Mum 

A woman who will do anything you want in bed, as long as you clean up afterwords. It is also the worlds best comeback. Another version of "Your Mum".

Thats what Christy's Mum said!!

person 1 :OMG! That girl wanted to sleep with me after 10 mins!
person 2 :Gawd, shes such a Christy's Mum

Christy's Mum by David and Euan July 15, 2009

Christy's crush 

in process...

christy's crush pt1

Christy's crush by Ebuksam February 19, 2023

for Christ's sake! 

Interjection of annoyance or anger, like dammit!, son-of-a-bitch!, etc.: much stronger than "for Pete's sake!"

Stop playing with those girlish toys and act
like a boy, for Christ's sake!

also "crissakes!" or "Christ sake!"

for Christ's sake! by Jon64Bailey January 6, 2009

Christ's College 

A stuck up shithole in Christchurch where the relationship between the kids parents and the teachers are the determining factor in a student's success, not the kid's competence.

Retard: Shit, I didn't make the Christ's College 1st IV, instead I got put into the 'social' team.

Tool: Doesn't your dad own an influential business/insertothermoneymakingentity?

Retard: Oh yeah. I'll get him to make a call, I'll be 1st IV captain by Tuesday!

Tool: Sweet, lets go light some cigarettes in the botanz with $100 bills

Christ's College by Bitch_boy123 October 8, 2011

christ's ass 

A particularly blasphemous exclamation. Usually used when one is in pain.

-drops large rock on foot- christ's ass, that hurts! agh! god!

christ's ass by nerdia314 April 10, 2008

christ's crappin' crotch 

expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity

christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!

christ's crappin' crotch by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Christ's peepee 

An exclamation relaying shock, anger or disgust.

"Christ's peepee, is it ever hot in here. I wish I had a green freezer pop right about now."

Christ's peepee by di_du_does August 3, 2008