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Chrismas 

A gift, a prize, something you didnt know you wanted until you saw the "package". Something very special that "comes" only if you're very good.
OMG!! That Buckley dude is Soooooo damn Chrismas!! w0oT!!
Chrismas by SinfullySweet June 18, 2004

chrismas hoes 

the best type of "ho" usually they come in groups of three's and are delivered by a jolly old fat white man on dec. 24
homie1: yo i was hooking up with sarah last night and when i woke up their were two other beezys

homie2: looks like santa gave you dem "chrismas hoes".
chrismas hoes by weedtom420 December 27, 2011

Chrismas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds on excreting on his or her partners face.
"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"
Chrismas Caking by Santa Shitface January 31, 2010

Chrismas Moustache 

Similar to the "frosted moustache" . While receiving your christmas morning bj, pull out and shoot your load on her upper lip.
I don't know if she enjoyed her present as much as I did, I gave her a "Chrismas Moustache"
Chrismas Moustache by dlg67 July 26, 2009

Chrismas dick 

Someone(man/woman)who is acting like a complete and total dick around Chrismas. flamers can usually act this way in large crowds.
"Go suck a Chrismas dick!"

"Man, I was talking with your wife and shes a real Chrismas dick."
Chrismas dick by iceman9900 December 6, 2007

chrismas guts 

not giving a present to a loved one on christmas
what!you didnt get anything for christmas!your mom must really have chrismas guts.
chrismas guts by crockontionio December 12, 2006