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Chrismas
A gift, a prize, something you didnt know you wanted until you saw the "package". Something very special that "comes" only if you're very good.
Chrismas by SinfullySweet June 18, 2004
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chrismas hoes
the best type of "ho" usually they come in groups of three's and are delivered by a jolly old fat white man on dec. 24
homie1: yo i was hooking up with sarah last night and when i woke up their were two other beezys
homie2: looks like santa gave you dem "chrismas hoes".
homie2: looks like santa gave you dem "chrismas hoes".
chrismas hoes by weedtom420 December 27, 2011
Chrismas Caking
When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds on excreting on his or her partners face.
"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"
Chrismas Caking by Santa Shitface January 31, 2010
Chrismas Moustache
Similar to the "frosted moustache" . While receiving your christmas morning bj, pull out and shoot your load on her upper lip.
Chrismas Moustache by dlg67 July 26, 2009
Chrismas dick
Someone(man/woman)who is acting like a complete and total dick around Chrismas. flamers can usually act this way in large crowds.
Chrismas dick by iceman9900 December 6, 2007
chrismas guts
chrismas guts by crockontionio December 12, 2006
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