Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote randommemes at the worst times.
You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure
Verb; Eating of foods high in fats and caloric content overall within one calendar day, foreseeably contributing to one's potential obesity or exacerbating one's current obesity.
Ex. 1: Frank ate three double cheeseburgers and topped it off with a shake, yet he had only just begun to chrisman.
Ex. 2:
Bill: "Why is Kevin abstaining from our doughnut cornucopia?"
Amy: "Well you know he's been trying to nail Sheila."
Bill: "Ah yes, anti-Chrisman."
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.