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Bean a Chrisman 

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.
You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure

William Chrisman High School 

In Independence, MO. A high school that rocks out with its' cock out.
John: "Dude which school did you go to?" James: "William Chrisman High School, of course."

Chrismantha 

Ugh Ethan and Chriselda are literally chrismantha right now.
Chrismantha by K33yal January 30, 2020

Ms. Chrisman 

A wrinkled old waddly penguin who carry’s around a bell and can’t hear CRAP
That girl is acting like a real Ms. Chrisman
Ms. Chrisman by Brody Jones February 4, 2021

Chrisman 

Verb; Eating of foods high in fats and caloric content overall within one calendar day, foreseeably contributing to one's potential obesity or exacerbating one's current obesity.
Ex. 1: Frank ate three double cheeseburgers and topped it off with a shake, yet he had only just begun to chrisman.

Ex. 2:

Bill: "Why is Kevin abstaining from our doughnut cornucopia?"
Amy: "Well you know he's been trying to nail Sheila."
Bill: "Ah yes, anti-Chrisman."
Chrisman by A cocky little prick November 6, 2012

chrishan2k20 

a disease which causes the victim to experience uncontrollable rage and the urge to say fuck every three seconds
oh no he has chrishan2k20, just kill him he has no point in living
chrishan2k20 by Mr.NoCap August 2, 2020
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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