chrisanthi is small but mighty. if she says she’ll fight you, she’
s not kidding, and your best chance is to
run. she might seem unassuming, but there’s a lot going on in her head, and it’
s worth getting to
know her. she also makes weird noises whenever you touch her and is very ticklish. she is 100% sassy and 100% loyal. any
guy would be lucky to call chrisanthi his girl, and any girl would be lucky to call her a friend. she is simply fabulous.
girl 1: chrisanthi is flawless.
girl
2: she’s has two fendi purses and a silver lexus.
girl 3: i hear chrisanthi’
s hair’
s insured for $10,000.
girl 4: i hear chrisanthi does car commercials. in japan.
girl 5: chrisanthi’
s favorite movie is varsity blues.
girl 6: one time, chrisanthi met john stamos on a plane.
girl 7: and he told her she was
pretty.
girl 8: one time, chrisanthi punched me in the face. it was awesome.