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chrisident 

An Accident that was the product of a very stupid and completly avoidable mistake often followed by extreem pain and sometimes bloodloss
if you jump on your bed you are likely to cause a CHRISIDENT
chrisident by Patriot Bob May 28, 2008
Words you can keep

chrisiestina 

A beautiful girl that does not give a fuck anyone else's feeling. She gets emotionally attached to strange men. She is always happy. Evey guy loves a chrisiestina. Chrisiestina is the life of the party. Chrisiestina is like a big stuffed teddy bear. You'll never see chrisiestina sad or down because she does not give a shit about life.
Did you see chrisiestina last night she was bomb
chrisiestina by Sleeping powder July 27, 2015

Christcentric

A biased Christian point of view
Stop being so Christcentric. Many non-Christians also believe in God you know?
Christcentric by tory borty November 14, 2012

chrisilene 

The most majestic rat thats so preppy
The chrisilene rummaged through the garbage
chrisilene by Jshdidj January 14, 2024

cresidentials 

“Cresidentials” is how Boss ass Nigalos and Thug ass Gangsteroonies sayCredentials”.
Gilbert: “Greetings slime! I am currently in desperate need of your Credit Card Cresidentials”.
Gassy Steve: “What the fuck are you talking about”?
Gilbert: “You’re not a Boss Ass Nigalo. (Seeyuh)”

Or as popular rapper, singer, songwriter & creater of music as a whole put it,
“She need some Cresidentials just to be presidential. (Hol’ up, Hol’ up).”
cresidentials by SlimeyWimey February 23, 2024

cresidentials 

A word invented by Playboi Carti on the song CARNIVAL by Kanye West
“she need some cresidentials just to be presidential
cresidentials by MINO.mp3 March 19, 2024

cresidentials 

Invented by Playboi Carti in the song "Carnival"

She need some cresidentials just to be presidential, hol' up, hol' up
I just got my cresidentials!

Oh you're so presidential!
cresidentials by Schyeahhhhh March 24, 2024
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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