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chossmen 

A male on a night out who is drenched in all the choss
Will: "Hey Enticott, you really are the chossmen tonight"
Enticott: "yeah! i always got it going".
chossmen by JoHnCeNA2692 May 16, 2021

cholomeleon 

The color of paint that changes in the sun light, like a chameleon. Most notably seen as the paint on the car club members vehicles.
Bryan: Wow, your paint job changes as I move around it in the sun light. Like a chameleon hologram.
Chavez: Yeah, it's that cholomeleon.
Bryan: Why be frozen in time, its gains o'clock.
cholomeleon by MoTaGoD November 15, 2016
A choomer is, arguably, 'someone who behaves in a certain way with a friend(s), confident that the recipient(s) of any chooming act feels no animosity to the choomer for endulging in the act of chooming'. For example, 'cuddling', 'scrumming down' and talking about Carry On films fall within the terms of the definition. Clearly a choomer, propositioning a fellow choomer for the purposes of sexual gratification, would fall outside of the boundary of this definition.
Tim jumped on Richards back, and Richard says "stop being such a choomer"
choomer by Tugger Tim June 2, 2009
A person - usually male - who partakes in physical bonding by such means as cuddling, touching or mock-wrestling. Such actions are jocular and often done in high spirits, such as after a few drinks or in the sports changing rooms.
"That Tim is a real choomer - he keeps cuddling me.
choomer by choomermark May 29, 2009

Chocomel 

A kind of fudge cooked at the precise temperature that results in the creation of the perfect blend of chocolate and caramel taste.
Is it chocolate or is it caramel? No, it's chocomel.
Chocomel by Tree House Eikaiwa October 2, 2018
A person who is involved with the act of chooming. A child-man who remains in an adolescent state where physical touching is neither adult nor child. Choomers rely on masculine physical touching (pawing) to demonstrate their feelings. This physical touching becomes their distinctive display of self.

In purely Freudian terms, a choomer is an undeveloped adolescent whose 'pleasure principle' (id) overrides both his ego and superego: his reality and moral imperatives take second lace to his child-like wish fulfilment.
Tom is so childish, he is such a choomer: he cannot stop pawing me
choomer by VictorianMan1 September 12, 2009